Pump Front

When a person looks better when seen at the gym than when seen outside of the gym.
See a hot girl or guy in the gym during a workout, then seeing them outside of the gym and thinking to yourself "what was I thinking?". This person has put up a Pump Front
by fitteam March 29, 2014
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Pumping The Pickle

Another term for masturbating. Coined by the late comedian Robert Schimmel in a satirical song he wrote called the "jack shack".
Mom: Willy!
Willy: Yea?
Mom: You're not pumping the pickle in there, are you?
Willy (in panic): Uh, um, no. I'm pooping.
Mom: Oh, okay.
by Stitzie November 01, 2010
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Dump Pump

When one experiences repetitive, explosive episodes of diarrhea with ones innards pumping out wet, watery feces with seemingly no end in site. The minute one thinks their are done the dump pump returns.
Roger won't be partying with us tonight. He's still hung over from last night and he's been a dump pump all day today. His pucker ring is tender to the touch.
by Eaton Holgoode November 11, 2015
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prime the pump

phrase describing the action of covertly setting money in a tip jar before anyone else has left "real" tips in order to ease the flow of tips by making customers feel more at ease with the idea of leaving money.
bar band member: "We'd better prime the pump before the crowd gets here tonight."
by Taters1985 January 14, 2009
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pump manual

a pornographic magazine used as an aid while "jackin' the beanstalk"
Willie's mom found a pump manual under his bed.
by Dollyrocker January 22, 2008
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pump crack

i be on da block pump crack all day getin da bread
by Debby731991 April 13, 2006
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pump cover

A pump cover is gym slang for sweatshirt. It is called a pump cover because it hides your pump as you workout.
Bro, Jack looks like a complete pussy in the gym until he takes off his pump cover.
by TheCole0409 February 22, 2021
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