polish bedwarmer

A fart after a large variety of kolbassa that happens while you ae sleeping in bed
YAWNNNNNNNNN what time is it brrrrrrrrrrr oh god oh gooood not a polish bedwarmer.
by lokis little helper August 21, 2011
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LOBSTER POLISH

a non-existant item that you have culinary or pastry interns look for. often used in a practical joke where victim does the runaround in the restaurant or internship site looking for said polish.
intern: I couldn't find the lobster polish!
chef: It might be in the basement storage.

(intern returns unsuccessful)

intern: Its not in the storage.

chef: go ask the cook where it is!?!!
by cookme December 24, 2010
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floor polish

Sexual position. With the starting point in a hoover maneuver, you quickly turn over the girl, so that her hair is touching the floor (preferrably non-carpeted flooring). Make quick circular motions, while banging away on the Stella, until the floor has a beautiful shine.
1
- Yo, Alex, what's that hair doing on your floor?
- I did some floor polishing with Stella last night.

2
- Hey, Tom! Check out my floor. I was floor polishing with my Stella all night!

- Yes!
by Canadian Viking July 05, 2007
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Polish Carwash

Letting a hard rain wash your car.
Jacob got a Polish Carwash last night during the storm.
by WeForgotSteve January 26, 2018
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Polish Mimosa

"Hey barkeep, gimme a vodka and orange please."
"ahh the ol polish mimosa eh?
by travel chicken March 18, 2017
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Polish Barbecue

100 men are all lined up in a circle, facing the man in front of him's back, all turned at 3.6 degrees. (To make the full circle). Each man is butt fucking the man in front of him and is being butt fucked by the man behind him.
Did you hear that Bobby got invited to a Polish Barbecue last month? He just found out he has gonorrhea.
by why_is_every_handle_taken September 28, 2017
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polishing the dolphin

i walked in the bathroom and caught scott in the act of polishing the dolphin
by carl hern December 12, 2013
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