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polish cunt

A love filled fwendship between a polish kid and fadnams
by fadnams November 22, 2019
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Polish Mimosa

"Hey barkeep, gimme a vodka and orange please."
"ahh the ol polish mimosa eh?
by travel chicken March 17, 2017
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Polish Spring

A septic tank leak that floods your property.
Looks like Jeb and Judy have a nasty Polish Spring in their front yard. I could smell it before I could see it.
by BigFatSlackjaw October 13, 2020
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Polish Helmet

In the absence of a condom using saran wrap, vaseline, and a rubber band as a contraceptive.
we were out of condoms so i used a Polish Helmet
by Tommeh9696 December 29, 2020
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floor polish

Sexual position. With the starting point in a hoover maneuver, you quickly turn over the girl, so that her hair is touching the floor (preferrably non-carpeted flooring). Make quick circular motions, while banging away on the Stella, until the floor has a beautiful shine.
1
- Yo, Alex, what's that hair doing on your floor?
- I did some floor polishing with Stella last night.

2
- Hey, Tom! Check out my floor. I was floor polishing with my Stella all night!

- Yes!
by Canadian Viking August 2, 2007
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Honeydew Polish

Saliva, urine, and nut mixed together.
Shut up before I unleash my honeydew polish upon your face!
by TyphoonWigga March 7, 2019
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