When a coastie male is in the physical act of sexual intercourse, more specifically performing his perfected Chilli Dog or Swedish Periscope maneuver and due to the constant extreme levels of alcohol within his system, just prior to climaxing and spraying his intoxicated maiden or sailor down with his gentleman’s sausage sauce, an uncontrolled golden shower of urine is excreted onto the unsuspecting mates chest.
Coastie Joey had been on a vacation to Cuba and much like most drill weekends, he found himself piss drunk and on a three day drunken bender looking for a young beautiful willing “girl” on island B to cozy up to. They would have a few laughs, perhaps a dance, gallons and gallons of alcohol (any kind will do) and when the moment was just right and the two were sharing the most intimate Chilli Dog sexual act, he rained down with an alcohol, semen and urine filled Golden Harrington onto the chest of his love of the night.
by Hello Sunshine Fred December 11, 2018
Get the Golden Harringtonmug. After sex, standing over the other person pissing all over them and the bed, then diving out the window immediately never to return. This typically involves a smashed window, although the window could be open.
Dude, I saw you left with that troll from the bar last night - you hit that!?
Yeah bro, but after I blew my load i made a Golden Getaway.
Savage, nice save.
Yeah bro, but after I blew my load i made a Golden Getaway.
Savage, nice save.
by x BILKO x August 23, 2016
Get the Golden Getawaymug. The act of jerking off a close friend while taking a piss. This usually takes place in a bathroom stall at the bar.
Friend: "have you guys seen Brie? I've been looking for her for atleast an hour now"
Other friend: "yeah man, last time I saw her she was giving Reid a golden friendy in the bathroom"
Friend: "savage"
Other friend: "yeah"
Other friend: "yeah man, last time I saw her she was giving Reid a golden friendy in the bathroom"
Friend: "savage"
Other friend: "yeah"
by Thatdude1991 July 11, 2016
Get the Golden Friendymug. a sexual act in which a woman performs oral sex on a man and prior to ejaculation, the man urinates in her mouth; immediately after this, the man removes his still erect penis from the woman's mouth and slaps her in the cheek with it.
Man, I tried giving my girlfriend the golden gong last night, but she spit all my pee out when I pulled out.
by eproctophilia April 2, 2009
Get the golden gongmug. The golden guzzle was done so perfectly, urine was smeared all over the face and dripped out like a faucet running water.
by dumbazz September 15, 2009
Get the golden guzzlemug. Merging of "Blumpkin" and "Golden Shower" whereas the receiving party is deficating into a toilet while being given oral sex AND an additional party is urinating on said oral sexer.
(AA Meeting)
Shannon: "So Gary, when did you know you had hit rock bottom?"
Gary: "Well, you know Shannon, truck stops can be dens of pure debaucery. After downing half a dozen 40s of King Cobra, I found myself in a men's stall face first in a long hauler's hollar. The smell was putrid and of course I couldn't breathe through my mouth, lol! As he was near climax, another driver joined us in the stall and relieved himself on me. Yeah, pretty much dosen't get much lower there."
Shannon: "Wow, never thought I'd meet someone that actually had the uh, luck? of experiencing a golden blimp!"
Shannon: "So Gary, when did you know you had hit rock bottom?"
Gary: "Well, you know Shannon, truck stops can be dens of pure debaucery. After downing half a dozen 40s of King Cobra, I found myself in a men's stall face first in a long hauler's hollar. The smell was putrid and of course I couldn't breathe through my mouth, lol! As he was near climax, another driver joined us in the stall and relieved himself on me. Yeah, pretty much dosen't get much lower there."
Shannon: "Wow, never thought I'd meet someone that actually had the uh, luck? of experiencing a golden blimp!"
by Boss_ASU March 9, 2011
Get the Golden Blimpmug. Verb: The Golden Ramsey is the act of pissing in your partner's face followed by screaming insults towards them.
by Sttbowfisher March 26, 2020
Get the Golden Ramseymug.