slow-fast

When you are using a lot of energy and feel like you should be moving fast, but you're still moving slow.

"Man, I was walking home today and I was goin slow-fast."

by Xur November 8, 2017

Fast Sunglasses

Those sunglasses that middle aged dudes wear in their Facebook profile picture (and everywhere else). They are extremely aerodynamic, and look like they are built for speed.

“Hey man, I think I’m going to go to Home Depot”
“Don’t forget your Fast Sunglasses”

“I saw so many Fast Sunglasses at the antique show today”

by JoeBrim October 16, 2019

Fast Eddy

A gay man who walks up to people and knocks them out and then sucks their dicks’.

You better shut up or I’ll give you a Fast Eddy.

by Cram Jimmy October 24, 2019

fast flap

That piece of extra skin that hangs down from a domestic or wild cat's belly. Some say it is to help the cat run faster. This loose flap of skin on the abdomen helps the cat stretch out further with each stride. Some say it is extra skin in case the cat has to binge eat and store extra fat in the wild.

The bengal's fast flap helps it run faster, up to 30 miles per hour.

by Rosie v B September 14, 2013

Fast bottom

When a person has an unfortunate problem with regulating their own bowels.

Can be associated with ‘upset stomach’ ‘sloppy poo”

That burger has given me a fast bottom.

Mummy i think i’ve got a fast bottom

by djsjakakakefjdjs June 26, 2023

fast pool

IT'S A POOL THAT IS FAST THERE'S NOTHING MORE TO IT AND YES THERE ARE SLOW POOLS ASWELL DON'T QUESTION SWIMMERS!

wow what a fast pool, I was really fast today

by Phart honey cakes May 29, 2018

Fast candies

Originated from a YouTube video named “FAST CANDIES 3AM CHALLENGE” or smth
The YouTuber Marcello_timenice_30 or the voice of Bambi Bambi Bambi made a joke to add to the funny of the video where instead of pronouncing “candies” he said fast food and stuttered replacing it with “fast candies”

It was later used by cynda & granarte for the Friday night funkin song “sugar rush” where the oppoent (bandu) says YO WHATS UP GUYS TODAY WE'RE DOING FAST FOOD- I MEAN, FAST CANDIES, DEZZ CANDIES, DEEZ FUCKIN CANDIES

Bandu: YO WHATS UP GUYS TODAY WE'RE DOIN
Bandu: FAST FOOD- I MEAN
Bandu: FAST CANDIES. DEEZ CANDIES
**wrapper oppening**
DEEZ FUCKIN CANDIES

by Massive rotating balls god April 22, 2022