becky really loves roses. should we call her thai rose? because she’s from thailand and she loves roses
by flavex February 27, 2024

A sex act that requires the person performing the action to travel to the country of Thailand.
The person must first hire a lady boy, and then pay the lady boy to consume a high amount of spicy foods. After waiting for a few hours, the lady boy then proceeds to empty their intestinal tract into the performers mouth while they are felching.
The person must first hire a lady boy, and then pay the lady boy to consume a high amount of spicy foods. After waiting for a few hours, the lady boy then proceeds to empty their intestinal tract into the performers mouth while they are felching.
Person 1: “I heard Gary did the Thai Chili Pepper while on his vacation”
Person 2: “Wow, i’m jealous.”
Person 2: “Wow, i’m jealous.”
by Goon Caveman March 29, 2024

A short MAGILANT NARSASSCIST,
You can find him hiding in his car wearing big sunglasses and a hat real low trying to look stealthy.
He likes to creep on people and follow them so please do tread when you see this creep.
You will never see him out in the open because he's always hiding something & I wonder what that is LOL. He's hiding his gayness. So from BARRIE ONTARIO he made his way down to KITCHENER Waterloo then to Woodstock and now he's all over the place. He's always at the 💅 NAIL SALON hiding. You should have a closer look at this creature hiding in his car. LOL 😆 🤣 😂
You can find him hiding in his car wearing big sunglasses and a hat real low trying to look stealthy.
He likes to creep on people and follow them so please do tread when you see this creep.
You will never see him out in the open because he's always hiding something & I wonder what that is LOL. He's hiding his gayness. So from BARRIE ONTARIO he made his way down to KITCHENER Waterloo then to Woodstock and now he's all over the place. He's always at the 💅 NAIL SALON hiding. You should have a closer look at this creature hiding in his car. LOL 😆 🤣 😂
Charles Q: " yo what's that thing hiding in that BMW SUV "
BIANCA C : " OMg, it's that creep 😳 Thai!" RUN like CAPPADONNA!!
BIANCA C : " OMg, it's that creep 😳 Thai!" RUN like CAPPADONNA!!
by THAI 💩 February 7, 2025

A very TRUE story, please be careful with these people, they are prone to roofeing men especially and taking advantage of them.
So, THAI and his best friend TD from BARRIE ONT decided to go to MEXICO together ❤. TD are his real initials.
So one night these DING DONG's went to a beach party then came back to their hotel room around 2:45 am, they both had their own beds but all in one room.
TD wasn't completely drunk but had a nice glow on so THAI decision to keep the party going with just them two in the room and now it's 3:45 am. TD eventually passed out after having his last drink that THAI made him.
TD woke up the next morning feeling a bit hungover and looked to the bed next to him and THAI wasn't there then he got a tingling sensation, like a cool breeze that just whisked something and he was feeling good so he looked down, took off his sheets and seen his shorts around his ankles, zipper undone with his pecker hanging out 🍆💦 but no THAI in sight?
So, THAI and his best friend TD from BARRIE ONT decided to go to MEXICO together ❤. TD are his real initials.
So one night these DING DONG's went to a beach party then came back to their hotel room around 2:45 am, they both had their own beds but all in one room.
TD wasn't completely drunk but had a nice glow on so THAI decision to keep the party going with just them two in the room and now it's 3:45 am. TD eventually passed out after having his last drink that THAI made him.
TD woke up the next morning feeling a bit hungover and looked to the bed next to him and THAI wasn't there then he got a tingling sensation, like a cool breeze that just whisked something and he was feeling good so he looked down, took off his sheets and seen his shorts around his ankles, zipper undone with his pecker hanging out 🍆💦 but no THAI in sight?
TD: " yo THAI, I remember passing out after you made me that drink 🍸 you're the last person I seen right before I cluncked out "
THAI: " TD my brother, since you're a big 6'5" husky JAMAICAN, I wanted to see what you're working with and boy I will tell Yah!! You are BLESSED my brother ❤
I polished it up for you as well 💋"
*** is that considered sexual abuse? Can TD charge him and take him to court so that's the stipulation right now.
Or, did TD enjoy it ?
*** just some advice, please don't be alone with him in a room because he will make advances on you and then depending on the situation he will roffie your drink. Always have 3 or more people around because he's a fucked up dude.
There have been many citing's with THAI over the years especially trying to sexually engage with men, please do tread around him or RUN like CAPPADONNA!! WU- TANG CLAN ain't nothing to FUCK with!!
THAI: " TD my brother, since you're a big 6'5" husky JAMAICAN, I wanted to see what you're working with and boy I will tell Yah!! You are BLESSED my brother ❤
I polished it up for you as well 💋"
*** is that considered sexual abuse? Can TD charge him and take him to court so that's the stipulation right now.
Or, did TD enjoy it ?
*** just some advice, please don't be alone with him in a room because he will make advances on you and then depending on the situation he will roffie your drink. Always have 3 or more people around because he's a fucked up dude.
There have been many citing's with THAI over the years especially trying to sexually engage with men, please do tread around him or RUN like CAPPADONNA!! WU- TANG CLAN ain't nothing to FUCK with!!
by THAI 💩 February 5, 2025

THAI aka ALVIN THAI LIM
💋💊💋💉💋💊💋💉💋💊💋💉💋💊
We believe he's a LADYBOY from THAILAND who's in a disguise of some sort ? Not sure how to address this but he has had a lot of LIP FILLER and BOTOX work done in the year of 2019.
You can just ask RYAN and Sam his roommates also KATRINA MORDY his girlfriend at that time. Now he works at a NAIL 💅 SALON but he claims he's got street cred from the HOOD ?
You're a CARBON COPY of JA RULE.
Maybe you should recite 50's verse
🔥🔥🔥 HAIL MARY🔥🔥🔥
🎵🎵🎵
" LiL nigga named THAI think he live like me how he left the hospital took 9 like me. You live in fantasies, nigga, I reject your deposit, when your little SWEET ASS gon' come out of the closet and you can tell MILES and ALI 🐼 what ever you want but you & I know whats going on,
Nigga, payback, THAI, I know your BITCH ASS from way back, Witness me strapped with MAC'S "
21 GUN SALUTE, BITCH 💥💥
💋💊💋💉💋💊💋💉💋💊💋💉💋💊
We believe he's a LADYBOY from THAILAND who's in a disguise of some sort ? Not sure how to address this but he has had a lot of LIP FILLER and BOTOX work done in the year of 2019.
You can just ask RYAN and Sam his roommates also KATRINA MORDY his girlfriend at that time. Now he works at a NAIL 💅 SALON but he claims he's got street cred from the HOOD ?
You're a CARBON COPY of JA RULE.
Maybe you should recite 50's verse
🔥🔥🔥 HAIL MARY🔥🔥🔥
🎵🎵🎵
" LiL nigga named THAI think he live like me how he left the hospital took 9 like me. You live in fantasies, nigga, I reject your deposit, when your little SWEET ASS gon' come out of the closet and you can tell MILES and ALI 🐼 what ever you want but you & I know whats going on,
Nigga, payback, THAI, I know your BITCH ASS from way back, Witness me strapped with MAC'S "
21 GUN SALUTE, BITCH 💥💥
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM
Ryan: yo SAM, I was working from home today and THAI came out of the shower and flashed me
SAM: was he in his Thai Tuck position?
RYAN : ya, it was fucking strange.
He tucked everything back and started dancing on the poker table where I set up my office and work.
SAM : WTF!! You're are kidding??
RYAN : nah Bruh, then it looked like he was in a Thai Pinch as he SHAT all over the poker table covering my work and laptop in feces.
KATRINA: he must have had Spicy Thai the night before? Then again he complements me by saying thai thai .
So Ryan you're going have to clean up that mess all by your self!
Ryan: yo SAM, I was working from home today and THAI came out of the shower and flashed me
SAM: was he in his Thai Tuck position?
RYAN : ya, it was fucking strange.
He tucked everything back and started dancing on the poker table where I set up my office and work.
SAM : WTF!! You're are kidding??
RYAN : nah Bruh, then it looked like he was in a Thai Pinch as he SHAT all over the poker table covering my work and laptop in feces.
KATRINA: he must have had Spicy Thai the night before? Then again he complements me by saying thai thai .
So Ryan you're going have to clean up that mess all by your self!
by THAI 💩 February 17, 2025

When you ask someone what the capital of Thailand is, and they say they don't know, so you tell them it's Bangkok and then you hit them in the dick so hard there's blood.
by MAKEOUTHILL666 January 30, 2018

THAI ALVIN THAI LIM
He also goes by Thai Tong because he has blue balls but his SCLERA part of his eyes are yellow and going GREEN because he has a Thai Dick Slug in his system.
He also goes by Thai Tong because he has blue balls but his SCLERA part of his eyes are yellow and going GREEN because he has a Thai Dick Slug in his system.
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM
MIKE BOUGART: yo RYAN what's up with THAI'S eyes lately?
RYAN: THAI is one of the 20 cases in humans. He has the Dick slug that was transmitted to him by his boyfriend from BARRIE ONT.
MIKE BOUGART: yOooooo WTF !
Has anyone contacted KATRINA, HANAHA and the one employee from TOYOTA in Woodstock because pretry sure he was doinking her as well.
RYAN: I heard in BARRIE when he had his RUB & TUG he would perform the thai hot pot while everyone would have the Thai soup 🍜 PHO.
MIKE BOUGART: Makes sense, so he has contaminated a lot of towns with his virus by sleeping around with MEN & WOMEN?
RYAN : I just hope he didn't try anything on me while I was sleeping ? 😟
MIKE BOUGART: yo RYAN what's up with THAI'S eyes lately?
RYAN: THAI is one of the 20 cases in humans. He has the Dick slug that was transmitted to him by his boyfriend from BARRIE ONT.
MIKE BOUGART: yOooooo WTF !
Has anyone contacted KATRINA, HANAHA and the one employee from TOYOTA in Woodstock because pretry sure he was doinking her as well.
RYAN: I heard in BARRIE when he had his RUB & TUG he would perform the thai hot pot while everyone would have the Thai soup 🍜 PHO.
MIKE BOUGART: Makes sense, so he has contaminated a lot of towns with his virus by sleeping around with MEN & WOMEN?
RYAN : I just hope he didn't try anything on me while I was sleeping ? 😟
by THAI 💩 February 16, 2025
