terrorist peanut butter

Hummus

"Yo Mustafa! Can I get your recipe for terrorist peanut butter?"

by Not a terrorist April 19, 2014

Terrorism

Going to the bathroom after Osama Bin Laden

I tell you the true meaning of terrorism, it is going to the bathroom after Osama Bin Laden.

by binladen2020 October 11, 2020

Terrorist

Anybody who is convinced that to kill random people in revenge is a good idea; especially if this confidence is instilled into them by terror.

Not to be confused with the "soldiers" who are _authorized_ to do the same by a corrupted government.

- Hey, we found Quran!
- What is Quran?
- It's a translated open-source Bible.
- Where?
- On a back seat of a car.
- These terrorists have to pay! Let's burn another random country!

by Nikita1998 June 18, 2022

terrorislam

A offensive word to use for a Muslim

Referring to a Arab as a terrorist

1. Stfu you terrorislam go put a suicide bomb on a child.

2. Go shoot up an Israeli school you terrorismlam.

3. Smd you fucking terrorislam, make Sure you take off your bomb vest.

by Jchizzy April 6, 2023

Facebook Terrorist

A particular person on Facebook that "blows up" your news feed.

Girl: "Will you please stop with all these notifications? You're blowing up my news feed!"

Other Girl: "I'm a Facebook Terrorist!"

by C-Swag September 26, 2011

acoustic terrorist

A individual, that has chosen to impose an elevated level of music on others. Such as, the driver of a boom car. Of course, what constitutes music, can only be defined by the listener.

"Why is it always the acoustic terrorists that get caught by the bridge!"

by speedtoast May 7, 2018

Glitter Terrorist

A snarky, nefarious foe that sprinkles “pixie dust” aka glitter, on other beings and objects. As we all know, herpes lasts Forever which is usually longer than love in most cases and Glitter outlasts Herpes, so glitter is eternal. If you love someone, send them a card full of glitter. If you despise someone, send them a card and envelope filled with glitter. It is like a feral cat marking it’s territory by spraying everything and everyone in a home. Glitter lasts forever and stays in your car, ears, hair, clothes, carpet, floor, couches, etc. It should be considered an act of terrorism to send a glitter laden item to any foreign country, diplomat, or hostile zone as they are forever marked by the enemy and easily spotted. In fact, even Hallmark cards is involved in these games of subterfuge with their Willy-nilly sales of sparkly glitter cards and wrapping paper. Acts of random Glitter Terrorism and their WMD-all things sparkly glitter-are on the rise and one should be wary of opening envelopes this holiday season.

I have been glitterbombed by a family member, AKA glitter terrorist, who wrapped the family’s Christmas gifts in glittery wrapping paper and glittery bows with glittered gift tags to match. It took me a week to get all the glitter out of my hair, crevices, couched, the dog, linens and my attempts to vacuum the floor have been futile. Mission Glitterhawk was a success. The Glitter Terrorist scores another win.

by Corabelle1221 March 23, 2020