When you injure your hands and cant masturbate. Get someone else to use your hands with the gauze or casts still in place to satisfy your desires.
Bro 1: Bro you wanna play some video games?
Bro 2: Cant bro, cut my hands cleaning!
Bro 1: Gunna have to get your sister to give you a Swiss Blanket?
Bro 2: Whats a Swiss Blanket?
Bro 2: Cant bro, cut my hands cleaning!
Bro 1: Gunna have to get your sister to give you a Swiss Blanket?
Bro 2: Whats a Swiss Blanket?
by HeeveHo September 6, 2016
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Jesse: Bro, you're a bus boy - that's a swiss cheese story, it's filled with holes .
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by Catmailer January 21, 2018
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A: We are going to seize your house if you don't help us against B!
B: We will take all your stuff and leave you to burn with B if you don't help us now!
C: Nah fam I got this
(Decides to Swiss out and get the worst of both worlds)
B: We will take all your stuff and leave you to burn with B if you don't help us now!
C: Nah fam I got this
(Decides to Swiss out and get the worst of both worlds)
by Уαheց October 3, 2018
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"Selena wants us to give her a Swiss Taco"
"A Swiss Taco?"
"Yeah, that's when we all bust in her and then someone has to eat her out"
"Sounds risky but she's fine do I'm down"
"A Swiss Taco?"
"Yeah, that's when we all bust in her and then someone has to eat her out"
"Sounds risky but she's fine do I'm down"
by Behrbutt November 26, 2018
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