Swooping

A term used by commissioned salespeople to describe the act of stealing a customer from another salesperson. Swooping is a thing that often happens by accident. When salespeople swoop on purpose, it makes them into a swooper, and swoopers are dicks.

-Dave: "Weren't you showing that customer those camera lenses?"
-Sarah: "Yeah, but I went to go check the backstock and Nick swooped me."

-Dave: "I hate Nick. He is always swooping my deals!"
Sarah: "Yeah, what a dick."

by Mr Cnowledge February 15, 2015

shopping trolley dog

A dog.
In a shopping trolley.
Goes by the name of Shopping Trolley Dog
Long lost relative of Catface (see also: Shopping Trolley Dingo (evil Aussie twin, mate.))

"your mum's just shopping trolley dog in a wig"
"can i have the number for shopping trolley dog please? i have one phonecall. i will speak only to shopping trolley dog."
Q: What's your dog called? : A: Shopping Trolley Dog
Q: Why did the dog get in the shopping trolley? : A: Because he's Shopping Trolley Dog
Q: Can you spot the doggy difference? : A: No. Where the scooby-doo is my effin' shopping trolley?

by massive bender October 14, 2007

norwegian shopping

Two women, during a shopping trip, continuously duck into fitting rooms, restrooms, etc, to "sample carpets".

The next time Birget and I go norwegian shopping, I must remember to bring some dental floss.

by zoepan December 7, 2004

Swooping Cocksucker

While driving on a highway with more than 3 lanes of traffic going the same direction, exiting the highway in the shortest amount of time from the travel lane furthest from the exit. (Extra points for narrowly missing drivers in the adjacent lanes while exiting!)

The exit came up so quickly while I was texting that I had to expertly perform a swooping cocksucker!

by grbjdealer July 24, 2019

The Swooping Eagle

When are girl is giving you head, you suddenly pull away and as she looks up confused, you shout "JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE" and blow your load in her eyes.

I was giving my boyfriend oral sex when he pulled away without warning. As I looked up at him to see what was wrong, he screamed “JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!” and shot his load in my eyes.

The Swooping Eagle, When you drop down off a ledge and kill your opponent; usually while playing COD or Halo

by CAMPERL33T August 25, 2017

swapping places with the panda

Havin Sex

I don't mind swapping places with the panda

by Giangium September 14, 2009

Skooping

The process of which one skypes while pooping.

Hey mom, I'm just skooping with my best friend.

by Ajlatan Reznib May 16, 2011