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Sweden

Country in northern part of universe (Europe). They have neonazis everywhere (thanks god for that), jews running the show (media, books, politics) and they are NOT ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT!

No Swedish agenda is to fill the country with rapist, murderers and slackers from all other nations. Why? Just for fun and it does create jobs (police, judges, lawyers, jail-building, jail personel, social workers etc). Its a great idea and takes the focus from the corrupted jewish influenced government. The government might not work good at all, but immigrants are far worse. The topic today, tomorrow and yesterday!
Mustaffa arrives without passport to Arlanda.

Passpolice - Are you a frexxin jew or what?
Immigrant - No, im here to rape your daughter and kill your wife, im muslim you see.
Passpolice - If you rape my daughter you will get a "PUT" in Sweden for sure. Shes so ugly even the smelly "niggers" turn her down.
by 357magnum April 7, 2009
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Sedgeley

a kind of friend who you will end up having a crush on. He will try to let you down as gently as possible, but will eventually resort to just ignoring you. but it hurts a little more when he ignores you because he's friends with all of your friends so your always in the same friend group. he will eventually go back to being your friend after you take weeks to try and convince him you don't like him anymore, even though you secretly do. Aside from that, hes SUPER nice and funny and an awesome friend to have. you'll want him around ALL the time.
Aaliyah: I know Sedge is our friend , but, he cute
Sedgeley: Oh... uh..

Aaliyah: Nevermind, i was (cough) joking... T_T
by Papi Chris June 1, 2018
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Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic

1. The signature sketch of prop comic Gallagher, in which he smashes miscellaneous items with a large mallet not an actual sledgehammer. Apparently, a sledgehammer is too heterosexual. 2. A potent strain of methamphetamine, named after the above prop comic. Originating from around Hazleton, Pennsylvania. Taken orally, intravenously, anally, vaginally, nasally and smoked. The original lab was raided at the dawn of 2010, but is back in operation.
1. douche bag: I brought the clear plastic tarp for Gallagher's show. Hope he brings the Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic. Hee hee hee.

2. hazletard: I need a quarter hit of some Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic, bad. So I can suck truck driver cock for enough cash for a full hit, no homo.
by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010
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Sweden

1. Northern cities
2. Death Metal
3. Best snow in the world
4. Best women in the world
5. Cold winter
6. Good filmography
7. Best Internet
8. Forests
9. Bathory
10. Lina Leandersson

Sweden, Norway and Finland are the best countries in the world.
by SongsOfDarkness December 8, 2014
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two headed swede

When a man tells a woman to lay down and then procedes to jump up and body slam her. At the same time, he shoves his dick in her cunt with all his weight. Must be followed up with: "how was it honey?"
Max did a two headed swede to Samantha and broke two of her ribs. She seemed satisfied though...
by monnardini April 2, 2009
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snedge

the art of sniffing an inanimate object before someones scent has evaporated.
originated in a school bike shed in Rush Co.Dublin and quickly swept through more cities, keeping noses everywhere full of scents of bums of various odour!
Niall - Alright Dan, why are you in detention?

Dan - Snedging saddles again in the bike shed, im goin into town at the weekend for a bit of urban snedging if you want to join?

Niall - im good man, im gunna sit in and play x-box!

snedging urban snedge
by sorearse December 3, 2015
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Swing the Sledge Hammer

Man, I really needed to swing the sledge hammer after I saw Sara today!
by >>>Hurricane Andrew<<< November 9, 2008
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