Also known as Susology.
The wisdom of the sus.
Long before our time… thousands of years ago, there where three mythologys… ancient greek and Egyptian… later Roman…. After the persians had conquered ancient Egypt in about 400 bc… the Greeks came and defeated them… so the too cultures had a slight mix for a short period of time…. with a combination of a greek god and an Egyptian god… The God Of Sus was born… tho the thing was… that those two mythologies where nut meant to join each other… Amun-Ra and Zeus noticed that he started gaining followers immediately and showed no sign of stopping…Soon he was at a powerlevel of an Olympian God… The gods did not want another powerful being tighten their power…. The catch was…that he could only be defeated by a Greek and an Egyptian God fighting together against him… So it was decided that Amun-Ra and Zeus both had to destroy him in order to keep peace in the world and separate two mythologies…. But the spirit still remains… the spirit of sus… And it can spawn in any soul that starts its lifetime on earth…
The Sus gives it’s supporters wealth, wisdom and also answers prayers directed towards him.
The wisdom of the sus.
Long before our time… thousands of years ago, there where three mythologys… ancient greek and Egyptian… later Roman…. After the persians had conquered ancient Egypt in about 400 bc… the Greeks came and defeated them… so the too cultures had a slight mix for a short period of time…. with a combination of a greek god and an Egyptian god… The God Of Sus was born… tho the thing was… that those two mythologies where nut meant to join each other… Amun-Ra and Zeus noticed that he started gaining followers immediately and showed no sign of stopping…Soon he was at a powerlevel of an Olympian God… The gods did not want another powerful being tighten their power…. The catch was…that he could only be defeated by a Greek and an Egyptian God fighting together against him… So it was decided that Amun-Ra and Zeus both had to destroy him in order to keep peace in the world and separate two mythologies…. But the spirit still remains… the spirit of sus… And it can spawn in any soul that starts its lifetime on earth…
The Sus gives it’s supporters wealth, wisdom and also answers prayers directed towards him.
Teacher: What do you kids believe in?
Student: I believe in the Sus
Teacher: Are you retarded?
Student: *This teacher must be enlightnened*
Student: I believe in the Sus
Teacher: Are you retarded?
Student: *This teacher must be enlightnened*
by DarthNigus May 9, 2023
Get the The Susmug. Red.
by The lmpostor October 6, 2020
Get the susmug. by Ladelonium1287 November 13, 2020
Get the SUSmug. A synonym for no homo, something a bro says to another bro after they crack a gay joke that they don't literally mean.
by The Brody May 13, 2016
Get the no susmug. S.U. (said 'S-U' not 'sue') stands for socially unacceptable. It can be used in many ways but is often used as an exclamation. It describes situations which are akward, tense, or actions which are inappropriate in a given situation, or simply unacceptable according to social norms.
Did you just ask that complete stranger if you have something in your teeth? SU.
That girl is so werid. All I have for here are two words... SU.
That girl is so werid. All I have for here are two words... SU.
by K,K&S April 13, 2007
Get the SUmug. 
