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Get the Smoking That Gas mug.The act of attempting to freeze the passage of time through action of doing nothing. Works best with several people. However the passage of freeze will be broken once a person either says or thinks about the time.
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Person 4: stoning is boring how long till we gotta get back to class
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Person 4: stoning is boring how long till we gotta get back to class
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*2 seconds later bell rings*
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when making love to a woman of a slighter build, it can be felt that the normal padding a woman has around her vagina is not present. In fact, in the case of very slight women one can feel a bone perdendicular to the penis that creates some discomfort known as the 'crossbar'. Stroking the Crossbar is simply having sex with a woman with a bony vagina.
Stephen had enjoyed his sex the night before but was feeling a little damaged from "Stroking the Crossbar".
by Big Ben Boy August 4, 2010
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Get the Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man mug.by Cougar Poacher October 20, 2010
Get the smoking the crust mug.Cock-Stocking: When a man places his penis inside a woman's vagina simply as a means to keep his sexual organ warm (COCK STOCKING)
by RyandRy December 31, 2010
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Todd: So what did you and jamie end up doing last night?
Jeff: Nothing at all man i was estrogen stroking her all night and she was still a debbie downer
Jeff: Nothing at all man i was estrogen stroking her all night and she was still a debbie downer
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