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shitzophrenia

Fear of shitting - can be fatal!
BILL: Do you have shitzophrenia?

BOB: Shitzophrenia? What the hell is that?

BILL: Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

BOB: Well then, shouldn't that be shitzophobia?

BILL: I dunno, I didn't make the word up. If I did I would've called it shitzophobia.
by Joey Schwartzman February 21, 2006
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skitzing

to go crazy or utterly insane due to stress or another incident. Next step up from tripping; implying skitzophrenia.
I have an essay due in thirty minutes and I'm skitzing so bad I just want to set my head on fire!
by Ben Salisbury November 12, 2001
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skitzo dancer

A black dude with no arms or legs doing the worm
cigarettes killed my father, and raped my mother

skitzo dancer
by jameskjgewgtlkj December 16, 2008
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Shitz n gigglez

Badd ass computer players; Uber l337; pretty much own Call Of Duty 4

Jeremy,Hayden,Jonathon= FTW

oh...and add this server...or u will die 74.194.77.129:28960
Damn i just got Shitz n gigglez on by some 1337 players
by SNG CLAN February 28, 2009
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Spitzered

Losing ones high-paying, high-profile job after being caught in a prostitution ring.
Mike got spitzered from his VP job after he was busted with that hooker.
by jrod147 March 11, 2008
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Shitzkrieg

Comes from the term blitzkrieg used in Nazi Germany during the second world war. Shitzkrieg is when your taking a shit normally a loose watery shit and you fart in mid-shit causing shit particles too spray everywhere making your toilet bowl look like a war zone when you have finished?
Pakreem; jheeeeze maynnn I went to take slash in yo bathroom WTF happened dude I need a gas mask to go piss in there
Fenton; man ate a kebab last night! Woke up with bowels like a lidl bag and took a dump this morning, it was shitzkrieg man shit went everywhere, I feel both mentally and physically drained after that
Pakreem; dayyyymmmmmmm
by Taking Kay felling ghey January 23, 2012
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SPITZ

an acronym for Scrotum (Sack) Pinched In The Zipper or simply known as SPITZ situation. A condition that no man truly deserves.
In one man's life time, he is expected, at least once, to go through the trial of "manhood". In which, the painful realization that the scrotum has some how managed to get itself enlodged in the zipper. He will then have to stand up like a man & try to pry his "family jewels" out of the jaws of death. It is speculated that this ordeal is the only thing that can make a grown man cry.
SPITZ Condition:
When Ted gets his genitals stuck in the zippers
Charlie Jensen: Is it the frank or the beans?
Ted: I don't know, both I guess.
Warren: from outside Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!
- Something about Mary
by AZNrule! May 6, 2012
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