sewer rat

See Ja Rule.

An ugly rodent with oversized front teeth used to gnaw through just about anything.

I flipped the channels and came across that Rap City show on B.E.T.. At first, I wondered why the hell they were showing a dancing sewer rat on TV, but it turned out to be Ja Rule music video.

by hahaa April 26, 2004

Trip to the sewers

A sexual act of extreme degredation where-by the female refuses to wash her genitalia for 2-3 weeks, and then agreeing to sex with her partner, thus the male's penis takes a "trip to the sewers".

Jim was explaining to Pete how a trip to the sewers with Jenna was not worth the hassle.

by J May 3, 2005

Stewardess

Synonymous for female flight attendant. Considered sexist in some countries, but not as defamatory as sky harlots.

When I was still your age, we used to call flight attendants stewardesses.

by Balea August 24, 2008

Human Skewer

When a male penis is fully erect and is at least 32 inches long and can carry two or more men on it at any given time.

Dude 1 " Whoa, my ass hurts"
Dude 2 " Mine too, what happened?"
Dude 3 " I caught it all on camera. You guys were human skewer'd in the butt by Jay Seymour last night"

by 5 Finger Xbox May 18, 2011

Alaskan Sewer Pipe

Shit in a condom, freeze it, and use it on your partner.

Jake used an Alaskan Sewer Pipe on Shawn and ripped his asshole .

by kara herron May 24, 2011

Kristen Stewart

Sadly, a rising star in these dark times for choosing terrible new actors. In all of her movies she either acts as a spoiled brat that you want to punch in the face, or some weird emo chick that you still want to punch in the face. She can easily ruin a movie when having a lead role.

Thank god Kristen Stewart had a very minor role in Into the Wild, I was ready to turn the movie off in response to her poser emo act.

by adudeplayinadude January 16, 2009

Sewer Capped

To be so severely constipated that the clogged feces is literally capping the sphincter preventing release.

Carl: please help me Doctor. I'm so constipated.

Doctor. You need more fiber, Carl. Otherwise you will continue to get Sewer Capped like this.

Carl: Sewer Capped? Is that a medical term?
Doctor: Yes. I read it on Urban Dictionary.

by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2014