Steven

A man who is not known by his peers. Usually is used as a food supplier by girls and is non-existent.

Damn Steven, another food digger got you?
Who is Steven?

by helloo12312341231251 November 26, 2017

Steven

The lamest root you will ever encounter. Kissing? Dont bother.

Aint nothing sexy ever came from a stevens.

Laura: "oohh.. that guy's a bit alright"
Sharn: " No. No stevens"

by K2DaC June 9, 2018

Steven

Fat fucking whale that will eat all the twinkies in your house.

John: Did you see Steven today?
Derrick: Of course I did how couldn’t you? He’s the size of fucking Russia!

by Mclovinit2001brotha May 21, 2019

Steven

A fucking vegetable that likes anime

That guy was such a Steven

by Buttfucker99 June 16, 2019

Steven

The biggest fucking douchebag in the world. Tiniest dick in existence. And the most unloyal friend. Thinks he's good at sports.

Steven: did you see me make that lay up? who do you think is the best player on A team?

everyone: no one fucking cares

by owen eddy March 19, 2018

Steven

A dipshit who is obsessed with his girlfriend and won't dump her ugly ass. He also makes sped noises and plays baseball.

Guy 1- Dude get the fuck off your girl, like damn stop being a Steven.
Steven- I WILL NEVER!!!

by dr4g0n dud3 May 2, 2019

Steven

He is a retard he looks like a squirrel like to look at men he touches his so called friends stalks his friends the last person in his group to be a virgin is mainly ginger

Omg you are such a steven

by Bigplayr December 19, 2017