Steven

Despite his rocking hot bod Steven is an absolute incel. He beats women and kids. He spits on puppies and stomps on kittens. And he’s a living fucking nick cage of the human population. Statistics have also shown that the most Stevens also have micropenises out of any other name. He’s great at being being a cumslurper and knows how to please a man with his 16 fingers because he’s a fucking deformed plague on the human race. He is the least favorite wank sock.

Why is every shitty pornstar always named Steven?

I fucking hate Steven so much.

God, how many girls does Steven keep in his basement??

I was with Steven last night and it was like fucking a single baked bean.

by GUIpasta February 1, 2019

Steven

Fat fucking whale that will eat all the twinkies in your house.

John: Did you see Steven today?
Derrick: Of course I did how couldn’t you? He’s the size of fucking Russia!

by Mclovinit2001brotha May 21, 2019

Steven

A fucking vegetable that likes anime

That guy was such a Steven

by Buttfucker99 June 16, 2019

Steven

The biggest fucking douchebag in the world. Tiniest dick in existence. And the most unloyal friend. Thinks he's good at sports.

Steven: did you see me make that lay up? who do you think is the best player on A team?

everyone: no one fucking cares

by owen eddy March 19, 2018

Steven

The lamest root you will ever encounter. Kissing? Dont bother.

Aint nothing sexy ever came from a stevens.

Laura: "oohh.. that guy's a bit alright"
Sharn: " No. No stevens"

by K2DaC June 9, 2018

Steven

He's a farmboy

steven the farmboy

by BeeAlpha November 24, 2016

Steven

Fagget that no one likes.

Go away steven, no one likes you

by Not rosie o donnel November 18, 2019