Squidward's Nose

When your man has a Squidward nose it means his dick is small but fat and flappy

I fucked my man last night he had such a Squidward's Nose it couldn't fit in my hole and didn't penetrate

by Snapothecoinboiiiz March 16, 2019

Squidward

A white, skinny ass person who is lazy and can't think straight

Squidward was being pasty again.

by Nick Brady March 6, 2009

Squidward

The saggy part of a beanie when someone wears a beanie.

Do you like that guy's beanie. Yeah he's rocking the squidward

by Squidwardlover328 March 18, 2011

Squidward265

Someone who you can have a good laugh with. Generally uses an insult involving a 12 inch on the local ho. Often in w83 kicking all the bullshitters' asses.

P1: OMG RUN!!!!1
P2: Why?
P1: ITS SQUIDWARD265 SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT

by JamesLegaia December 27, 2008

squidward brunt

Sore loser

"Stop being such a squidward brunt, get over it!"

by Longlivedobby November 27, 2016

squidwardo

A high/drunk psychotic person.

Look at this squidwardo

by Jcav1002 May 8, 2018

Squidwarding

When one rubs their face on a flaccid penis much like motorboating.

"I totally squidwarded that guy last week".
"His dick wasnt even long enough for me to squidward!".
"I just love the feel of squidwarding a random guy in the club".

by Not Steven Seagal June 5, 2018