The increasing amount of squeeking noise that your wooden floors make in direct converse proportion to how badly you do NOT want to wake up your wife or girlfriend when you are sneaking in after a night out trolling the titty bars. The later and more wasted you are the louder it is. If you have actually gotten some skank, it will likely be at full volume, especially if there is any lingering odor. Beds can also have squeekponential that activates in direct proportion to how bad you don't want your girlfriend's parents to hear you bopping her after you've snuck in her bedroom window.
I'm really wasted and should just crash over at Bob's house, but his floors have a really high squeekponential and we're likely to get busted by his bitchy wife"
by Obama Yo Mama May 21, 2008
Get the squeekponential mug.Pr. Noun: (Anatomy) A small protrusion of cartilage encasing the Spooch Gland at the base of the spine, occuring as a rare mutation in the human species. It is shaped like a pentagonal Stegosaurus plate, and the gland it contains secretes a hormone that allows metamorphisis into a unicorn.
1: "Wow! How did you do that? Are you an Animorph?!?"
2: "Do not question the power of the Squeeglyspooch"
2: "Do not question the power of the Squeeglyspooch"
by LoupNoir July 8, 2010
Get the Squeeglyspooch mug.1) Name of Ron Jeremy's character in the 1993 porn parody 'Super Hornio Brothers', based on Super Mario Bros.
2) "Having a quickie on someone's car window in the middle of traffic and then forcing the driver to pay you and your partner once you've finished." From: Cinema Snob in his review of Super Hornio Brothers.
2) "Having a quickie on someone's car window in the middle of traffic and then forcing the driver to pay you and your partner once you've finished." From: Cinema Snob in his review of Super Hornio Brothers.
1) You'd think that in a Super Mario Brothers porn parody called 'Super Hornio Brothers', the guy in the red suit is called 'Hornio'. He's not. His name is Squeechie.
2) 'What i do for a living? I started a squeechie company with my wive. Next month our daughter joines the family business too. Yes, such a smart girl, we're all so proud of her.'
2) 'What i do for a living? I started a squeechie company with my wive. Next month our daughter joines the family business too. Yes, such a smart girl, we're all so proud of her.'
by AlonzoDaCookie January 20, 2011
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Get the SqueeKawaii mug.You could hear the eaglet squeeing as the father eagle flew in with food.
The Squee of an eaglet is music to an eagleholics ears.
The Squee of an eaglet is music to an eagleholics ears.
by Eaglenut October 9, 2017
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by harry bumington November 24, 2017
Get the squeekey bum time mug.When your totally fucked, screwed, shit out of luck, when you're up-shit's-creek without a paddle, when all hope is gone, when it's game over man, game over, and not even Batman can save you with his batbong and a million bucks that's when you're squeeb'd.
by Nshannacappo June 17, 2018
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