SQUATCHCUB

A man with Peter-Pan syndrome. Will never grow up and continues to buy frivolous non-sense for the sake of having fun and doing what he wants. A man that does what he wants, when he wants and how he wants! Firm believer in the saying "Don't tell me what to do!".

My husband decided to buy a new gun even after I told him not to! Such a Squatchcub!

by Squatchcub July 31, 2022

Squanch

Squanch (noun) (verb) ( Adjective)
A word that changes definition based on the context of the conversation/ sentence in which it is used.

Man you really squanched that food up

Hey man look at that total squanch over there

Your dog is so cute I just want to Squamish him

by Timmy (Auron chadwick) October 26, 2022

squanching gooner

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves

Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?

by Gooning Enjoyer December 26, 2023

Squanched

A word defining being defeated, usually used if any other words don't come to mind. Derived from the word Squanch from Rick and Morty. Not to be confused with the in-universe definition of Squanch.

Man, that guy got Squanched. Get Squanched, loser.

by AzzyJazzy29 February 4, 2024

Squatched

An all encompassing, swiss army knife verb. Synonymous with Smurfing, only nastier.

Brian really squatched up the canoe trip when he mixed up the dates.

Brian finally squatched that broad with the tattoos and the big tits from the bar last night.

Brian squatched a 2-4 of tequila, 6 grams of shrooms, and a couple rock star rails on Sunday. Then he squatched like nobody's business.

by Zanninu April 15, 2024

Squatch

A multi use verb synonymous to 'smurf', but nastier.

Brian squatched down a bottle tequila and handful on Saturday. He was so squatched that he squatched up his chance to squatch that tattooed bartender with the big tits.

by Zanninu April 16, 2024

squalch

to squelch and hold

i totally got squalched

by berry potter April 30, 2024