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semen snorkeling

when a person is wearing a veterinary cone over their head, to cum some much on a persons face, most likely requiring at least 9 guys cumming on one person, that they must use a snorkel.
If she hadn't been using that snorkel, in the act of semen snorkeling, she would have literally drowned in cum.
by Creative Pervert and his bro January 28, 2009
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Spiraling

When brunch turns into an all day drinking bender that ends up lasting until the wee hours of the morning.
“Wow. Today we are really spiraling.”
“How do you feel after spiraling yesterday?”
Only one drink at lunch. We aren’t spiraling today.”
by _freckles_ October 6, 2019
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Sporking

Refering to the act of sexual intercourse while in the "spoon" postion. Combining "porking" with "spooning" using a reference the to the eating utensil known as a Spork which is a combination of a spoon and a fork.
Our romantic episode of spooning turned rather naughty when I slipped her the tube snake and we started sporking!
by TRexroth November 11, 2010
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Tongue shoveling the fuck ditch

going down on OR eating out a bitch, or as some ignorant individuals call them, a female.
Yo man, my jaw is fuckin' SORE from tongue shoveling the FUCK ditch all night!!!
by hella_bull March 29, 2007
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Speeling for Fun

A song by Brain Freeze about a kid who can't spell good. This was the hit on there 2003 ablem "No Free Refills"
"...and you all go stright to heel, thats hell, oh well, can't spell..."
by Somebody something September 17, 2003
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sparkling toothbrush

after a girl swallows your load, you then kiss her afterwards before she brushes her teeth, therefore exposing yourself to swallowing your own babies
gross man you got a sparkling toothbrush!
by Rotorious 31 June 9, 2010
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San Francisco Sparkling Disco

The act of inserting an entire disco ball plugged into a wall into your partner's anus. To complete this sexually enticing piss, the inserter must then urinate all over the disco ball to create an effect that shimmers and shines.
Yeah, I gave that four year old one hell of a San Francisco Sparkling Disco yesterday. That'll teach her not to where that sexy looking skirt!
by titty tickler of the seven sea September 17, 2017
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