spoon

someone stupid, bendy and shiny. The only thing this person is worthy of doing is to feed you.

that person is such a spoon. They just ate their own head.

by spoon hole November 23, 2003

Spoons

A game when you drive through a black neiborhood and throw spoons at black people and shout nigger if you miss you must retrieve the spoon

Hey man wanna play spoons

Sure but chuck norris would be boss at this

by The real casanova November 13, 2014

Spoons

LOL The Wal Mart Clown, and or someone who is an awkward turtle in life!

Lol look at spoons sleeping on the job

by the koala23 July 20, 2009

spoon

An insult towards a simpleton (dumbass)

Oh My god, you such a spoon, what were you thinking

by harry bowen December 31, 2007

spoon

To treat someone with tolerance and respect when their socio-political status does not warrant it. Also to refrain from verbally abusing when it is expected.

Cadet Morgan has been spooning Cadet Mitchel.

by Margaret January 16, 2004

spoon

a way to call someone stupid//simple

yer a spoon fek aff

by fuckdapope August 20, 2017

spoon

an idiot,a loser
jimmy made it up at school

If you dive in the shallow end of a pool, your'e a spoon!
or "dont dive into shallow water you spoon"

by Me January 13, 2005