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Spoon by naturally idiotic February 22, 2024
Spoon
Another genius "man-made" (Which I think is complete bollocks, but as of writing this, the authorities are keeping a strict watch on me, cancelling the opportunity to properly inform the masses how spoons were really discovered) invention.
It's an utensil; the kind of utensil to eat solid foods, or liquid foods that have solid stuff inside (like soups, but those don't exist so you shouldn't worry about it).
Back then, they were used in ceremonies to demonstrate utter dominance. Unfortunately, not many concepts that happen to be good stick around for too long, and in the modern day, everyone has access to them, which is utter bogus because it would be way funnier if only the rich could afford them.
There's also other utensils, which I will briefly (although not fondly) skim over;
1. Forks, which are like spoons, but directly downgraded to the point of not being able to recognize them. Multiple people think forks are a sign that human inventions should have their limits.
2. Sporks, which no one agrees with the existence of. Sporks are the unagreeable fusion of a spoon and a fork. No one takes sporks seriously, and it's only fair you do the same.
3. Knifes, which do not resemble forks or spoons, it's doing its own thing; you can't eat with it, but it makes eating stuff easier. It's confusing, which is why people prefer using knives to kill the unwanted cousin at the family reunion instead of using them to cut food.
It's an utensil; the kind of utensil to eat solid foods, or liquid foods that have solid stuff inside (like soups, but those don't exist so you shouldn't worry about it).
Back then, they were used in ceremonies to demonstrate utter dominance. Unfortunately, not many concepts that happen to be good stick around for too long, and in the modern day, everyone has access to them, which is utter bogus because it would be way funnier if only the rich could afford them.
There's also other utensils, which I will briefly (although not fondly) skim over;
1. Forks, which are like spoons, but directly downgraded to the point of not being able to recognize them. Multiple people think forks are a sign that human inventions should have their limits.
2. Sporks, which no one agrees with the existence of. Sporks are the unagreeable fusion of a spoon and a fork. No one takes sporks seriously, and it's only fair you do the same.
3. Knifes, which do not resemble forks or spoons, it's doing its own thing; you can't eat with it, but it makes eating stuff easier. It's confusing, which is why people prefer using knives to kill the unwanted cousin at the family reunion instead of using them to cut food.
Spoon by GiantEnemyAnt July 19, 2024
Spoon fed hoe
A spoon fed hoe is a grown ass immature female that was born into the hoe life, often named Edina .
Raised without morals & respect, the spoon fed hoe has no problem cheating on her boyfriend with his friends or trying to steal another girls boyfriend.
The spoon fed hoe has never had to work for anything or take accountability for their actions coz mummy always picks up the pieces & defends her slut antics.
Raised without morals & respect, the spoon fed hoe has no problem cheating on her boyfriend with his friends or trying to steal another girls boyfriend.
The spoon fed hoe has never had to work for anything or take accountability for their actions coz mummy always picks up the pieces & defends her slut antics.
If you didn't raise your daughter to be a spoon fed hoe she may have some respect for herself, her vagina & other people's relationships & you wouldn't have to make yourself look stupid for defending her skank ass.
Who knows, she might even grow up & get a job instead of chasing pipe dreams.
Who knows, she might even grow up & get a job instead of chasing pipe dreams.
Spoon fed hoe by M I S S R E V E N G E ! August 12, 2018