When a cock is inserted into an anus as a solid turd is egressing. The cock must split the turd hot-dog style for it to qualify as a "log splitter." Otherwise, it is known as an Alaskan Coal Miner.
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1.Before the sex act - Terminating the sexual situation before it completes, often this is a negative situation where one partner wants to continue but the other does not.
2. After the sex act, usually for a hookup or casual FWB encounter where the relationship is really about the hookup. This is not a negative generally just a statement or acknowledgment (or boast/brag that sex happened).
3. During the sex act - This is the most negative use of the term and often indicates a finality to the “split” the speaker is indicating they are not going back to the situation and that it was negative.
4. A solo situation where the speaker is indicating the are going to get dressed and leave (presumably to meet with the person they are speaking to) - in this use it is indicative that the speaker needs time to get ready before they can leave and is a way to communicate to the person they are speaking to that it’s best not to ask what they need to do first and that privacy is a good plan. It essentially indicates that “you don’t want to know” so “don’t ask“ to the person that they are speaking to you, but also indicates that once they get done with whatever scandalous or nefarious act, they are engaged in they will be leaving.
1.Before the sex act - Terminating the sexual situation before it completes, often this is a negative situation where one partner wants to continue but the other does not.
2. After the sex act, usually for a hookup or casual FWB encounter where the relationship is really about the hookup. This is not a negative generally just a statement or acknowledgment (or boast/brag that sex happened).
3. During the sex act - This is the most negative use of the term and often indicates a finality to the “split” the speaker is indicating they are not going back to the situation and that it was negative.
4. A solo situation where the speaker is indicating the are going to get dressed and leave (presumably to meet with the person they are speaking to) - in this use it is indicative that the speaker needs time to get ready before they can leave and is a way to communicate to the person they are speaking to that it’s best not to ask what they need to do first and that privacy is a good plan. It essentially indicates that “you don’t want to know” so “don’t ask“ to the person that they are speaking to you, but also indicates that once they get done with whatever scandalous or nefarious act, they are engaged in they will be leaving.
1 Lorenzo- u hook wit dat bitch?
LaShante - I waz in, she was throatin, I see the crusty playnket, I zipped and split.
Lorenzo - Want me to help you out?
LaShante - brah you know I don’t let no bros near my mansausage.
Lorenzo - just sayin I got hole if you need to hide the pole.
LaShante - Well, I got 20 minutes before I got to split ……
Susan - you guys are so gross.
2: Charlie : Hey brah how’d it go with your girl?
Krishna: Oh brother it was very nicely got to fucking.
Charlie: Yeah? Damn that dope!
Krishna: Oh yes my friend it was lovely indeed. Firstly we make sweet dinner and watch lovely movie about social class in modern Delhi and then I gave her the porking and zipped and split.
Charlie: Damn that’s dope. I am horny thinking about it.
Krishna: Want a little of my sweet Bombay ball juices for your afternoon delight?
Charlie: I’ll blow you in my car, I washed my playnket.
Krishna: wonderful news indeed!
Susan: You guys are so gross.
3.James: brah, why You back?
Leon: I roll up, bitch waz on all fours on a playnket. I pushed in that shit, and brah it was shit. That bitch didn’t clean! I zipped and split.
James: brah thats wrong. Did you clean it off brah?
Leon: nah I just zipped and split.
James: can I lick it clean for you?
Leon: well, I got 20 minutes….
Susan: You guys are so gross.
4. Dee: Can you get down here to fill a shift?
Ted: boss, I just gotta zip and split so chillax and I’ll come down.
Dee: Bet. See you when you get here.
Ted: bet.
LaShante - I waz in, she was throatin, I see the crusty playnket, I zipped and split.
Lorenzo - Want me to help you out?
LaShante - brah you know I don’t let no bros near my mansausage.
Lorenzo - just sayin I got hole if you need to hide the pole.
LaShante - Well, I got 20 minutes before I got to split ……
Susan - you guys are so gross.
2: Charlie : Hey brah how’d it go with your girl?
Krishna: Oh brother it was very nicely got to fucking.
Charlie: Yeah? Damn that dope!
Krishna: Oh yes my friend it was lovely indeed. Firstly we make sweet dinner and watch lovely movie about social class in modern Delhi and then I gave her the porking and zipped and split.
Charlie: Damn that’s dope. I am horny thinking about it.
Krishna: Want a little of my sweet Bombay ball juices for your afternoon delight?
Charlie: I’ll blow you in my car, I washed my playnket.
Krishna: wonderful news indeed!
Susan: You guys are so gross.
3.James: brah, why You back?
Leon: I roll up, bitch waz on all fours on a playnket. I pushed in that shit, and brah it was shit. That bitch didn’t clean! I zipped and split.
James: brah thats wrong. Did you clean it off brah?
Leon: nah I just zipped and split.
James: can I lick it clean for you?
Leon: well, I got 20 minutes….
Susan: You guys are so gross.
4. Dee: Can you get down here to fill a shift?
Ted: boss, I just gotta zip and split so chillax and I’ll come down.
Dee: Bet. See you when you get here.
Ted: bet.
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I ASKED MY WIFE IF I COULD GIVE HER A 7-10 SPLIT. SHE SAID ONLY IF SHE COULD PICK UP THE SPARE ON A 7-10 SPLIT ON ME.
by jjackson74 September 27, 2012
Get the PICK UP THE SPARE ON A 7-10 SPLIT mug.The knee-splitter was an ancient form of torture where two planks, each lined with spikes usually varying from 3-20, where put on either side of the victim's knee. The planks where connected by two large screws through the sides holding them in place around the knee. The screws would be twisted, slowly moving the planks closer together and forcing the spikes through the knee. This would rip apart the flesh and, as it got deeper, crush the bones underneath, mutilating the limb and leaving them permanently damaged. Despite the name, the knee-splitter was actually used on any limb it could fit around. This torture device was not always used alone and actually quite often was accompanied by many other punishments such as burning, wedging, denailing, and many others.
The knee-splitter was used during the spanish inquisition as a method to torture prisoners for information. It was also used as a method of punishment.
by SoyProtein January 10, 2012
Get the Knee-splitter mug.When she is lined upon reverse cowgirl and about to come down but you miss both holes and hit the taint
by PinHeadLarry3 November 9, 2017
Get the Rail splitter mug.An agreement arranged prior to eating in which two meals that are capable of being split in half (eg. a tuna sandwich and a low carb chicken wrap) are split evenly among the two diners, resulting in each of them having half of the other's meal.
-Hey wanna splitskies on our lunch?
-No thanks man... I don't touch roast beef with a ten foot pole.
-No thanks man... I don't touch roast beef with a ten foot pole.
by Felix Rucklehaus May 12, 2006
Get the splitskies mug.What rednecks and hillbillies call the human female on account of the fact that, when seen in the nude and from behind, the female genitalia (i.e. labia) looks like a tiny, split-in-half tail.
by zuba February 2, 2005
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