spaff

spunk, jizz, cum, semen, sperm, eager little swimmers, tadpoles, wee men, jizzum, spunk.

the end result of shaking hands with the wookie.

by Tom Thirwall August 30, 2003

Spladgem

Vaginal juices, also known as fanny spladgem. Slightly onomatopaeic as if the woman is wet enough,spladgem is reminiscent of the noise when you enter

Sarah was sat on my lap with no knickers on and when she got up, I was left with Fanny Spladgem all down my leg

by jamfsob August 12, 2003

Spaff

Noun. Ejaculate. Most commonly used in the forums of internet community Project Rockstar. While it is generally found in its noun form, it can also be used as an exclamation, in asterisks to denote an action, upon reading something which might cause the production of spaff to occur.
Also: Ladyspaff. The female equivalent of spaff.

"My bra's far too tight. I might have to take it off."

"*SPAFF!*"

by Biscuit Buscemi October 2, 2005

spaff

Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.

hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!

by d to a the to the n-n-y December 9, 2008

Splacked

Fucked up
Tore up from the floor up.
Twisted
Krunk

Man you're fucking splacked on that shit.

by Fumar August 1, 2008

Splack

A hispanic person who illegally entered the states and acts like a black person. (Spik + Black)

El Jeffe: "Yo dawg where them hoes be, g?"
Chris: "Nigga shut the fuck up and stop actin like a splack!"

by skrilla nilla deala March 4, 2005

Spaff

another work for cum or the act of cunning

I Spaffed in her hair, she wasn't happy

by big bob roberts jr the third September 25, 2009