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Spencer

A Spencer is wild creature that will make you wonder. A Spencer will make you laugh and fall in love with you the moment you lay eyes on him. A Spencer is a friend who will joke around with you and make very funny and dirty jokes. When a Spencer sees a female human approaching he will have a minor heart attack. Spencers will be there for you when you need them, they will be your shoulder to cry on and make a very loving and supporting boyfriend. If you ever find yourself a Spencer make sure you keep him!

you will never find another guy in the whole universe that will understand you like a Spencer does.
boy one: yo, that Spencer guy is so cool!
boy two: I know. i want to be like him!
boy one: is Spencer talking to your girlfriend?
boy two: Uh-Oh....
by just a little egg July 30, 2019
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Lara Spencer

The alter ego of cara when she is acting ultra fab, drunk, slutty, or even professional.
"Damn her inner lara spencer came out tonight!"
by malpalgal November 10, 2011
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marcus spencer jr

A boy that is very rare to find. U finna like him no matter what even if he got an attitude. He's usually very talented at basketball and thinks of it as his life. If u ever are friends with Marcus Spencer Jr. u better cherish that moment forever bcuz u get to see his beautiful smile more than others.
Lexi: I'm going to the park with Marcus Spencer Jr. after school

Isaiah: I wish I was friends with him
by Lova June 21, 2017
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sponser

- to take from another person
- to be asked to hand a material item of value over to another person
- to be mugged
hey yo, sponser me your fone honky
by dash November 14, 2003
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Spencer

Spencer is a gay white dude. They're common in America.
Guy one: *Hugs Spencer* No homo bro
Spencer: Full homo bro
by uwubean June 11, 2019
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Spencer

A person who is an incredible douche bag that gravitates towards even bigger douche bags with any small amount of power or standing over a group, false or real. A Spencer will coddle the balls of any perceived superior while gagging on their cock and begging for more between breathes in the hope of receiving a pat on the head or an unfounded statement that serves to validate his existence. He is an expert in pointing out the flaws of others, but seems unable to see that he sucks at life and is a complete failure when compared to anyone else. He is a snitch of epic proportions and the type of douche who will be friends with a person while simultaneously talking trash about them behind their back to anyone who will listen.

See Also: DNTB
"Spencer's been snitchin to the boss again, but failed to mention he's the biggest fuck up in the department".
by TopRow November 28, 2012
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Spencered

The act of taking a ridiculous meat slab inside of you. Possible outcomes consist of heavy wheel chair use, crutches, even death if excessive. Very good looking cat and comes off as being gentle but can really deal a full dish of meat
Person 1:"yo nigga, why that bitch walking like that?!"
Person 2: "Ah shit man she just got spencered!"

Lucky Female: "If i get spencered one more time I am making a purchase at the scooter store!"
by Sir swags alot August 16, 2011
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