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Sparklemob

The Sparklemob are a group of 14-30 year olds who are complete psychopaths. They spend hours each day on MySpace, Facebook and Twi-hard forums planning the kidnap and sexual torture of Robert Pattinson. These plans usually involve pillows, edible glitter and chocolate syrup.
Friend: "What are you up to today?"
Member: "I'm off planning stuff with the Sparklemob"
by xiLoVeEdWaRdx January 24, 2009
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sparklefly

The coolest of the cool. The hippest of the hip. Only the 'in' girls can be called a sparklefly.
Man, that chick is a true sparklefly.
by Ms. Sybermom Sparklefly January 26, 2005
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sparklerape

Man, I should've gone to that premiere last night; plenty of opportunity for sparklerape.
by AngelHun July 4, 2010
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sparklepowerrr

The greatest person alive but only comes around once a week
YAY SPARKLEPOWERRR JOINED AFTER ALL THESE YEARS
by Mav4ricka October 24, 2019
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crotch sparkle

sparkles from cheerleader's lollies which have sparkles that fall off and get everywhere.
shanelle kept finding crotch sparkles on her body after sitting in keryn's room.
by heykay3 September 29, 2009
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How to make her sparkle

How to make her sparkle ..

One small jar of mutual attraction

Handful of sincerity

Add a touch of humour

Dash of chivalry

Touch of tenderness

Mix gently until all ingredients combined

Best left overnight …

Bake gently .. until golden

Allow to cool

Ensure said lady knows she is the one and only ….

Deliver via romantic moments (energetic exchange) such as kissing, gazing or general flirtations ….

Success can be noted through the eyes, commentary or artistic expression :D
How to make her sparklein theory ;)
by LetsTalkAboutX January 10, 2023
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sparklecock

that would be:

getting a hummer by a horsefaced bitch who is drunk on mexican wine.
bj fell asleep, totally bonged, and awoke to find that the horseface had given him a sweet sparklecock.
by wreckage May 17, 2004
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