The act of sticking your hard cock into a girls ass and using it to pry it open wide, like it was a crowbar
Man i totally hooked her up with a spanish crowbar last night, now when the wind blows i can hear her ass hum.
by slaptheebass August 7, 2009
Get the spanish crowbarmug. A special moment while receiving head when you come in said head-giver's ear and the ear is then folded over to create the appearance of a gooey, cheesy omelet
by Big Johnson 1195 June 20, 2010
Get the spanish omeletmug. After you ejaculate from simulating sex with your partner's breasts, you stir your penis around in the cum pooled on her chest and neck.
by SecretiveSean January 17, 2008
Get the spanish omelettemug. by ihnsane June 14, 2006
Get the spanish goldmug. a heterosexual lovemaking position wherein:
• the man ejaculates inside the woman just before she is about to orgasm
• then unexpectedly performs oral sex to finish her off
• finally, shouts "nobody expects the spanish inquisition!"
• the man ejaculates inside the woman just before she is about to orgasm
• then unexpectedly performs oral sex to finish her off
• finally, shouts "nobody expects the spanish inquisition!"
Example 1:
He felt guilty about finishing before she did, so he made amends by performing the Spanish Inquisition.
Example 2:
Man: <performs the spanish inquisition>
Woman: wow, well, i certainly didn't expect that
Man: nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
He felt guilty about finishing before she did, so he made amends by performing the Spanish Inquisition.
Example 2:
Man: <performs the spanish inquisition>
Woman: wow, well, i certainly didn't expect that
Man: nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
by Team Moxie September 2, 2013
Get the spanish inquisitionmug. by The_King_Of_New_York January 25, 2019
Get the Spanish Teachermug. by Arkenath November 17, 2003
Get the Spanish Fleamug.