SOED

Sudden Onset Explosive Diarrhea

The type of diarrhea that suddenly (i.e. without warning) hits you and you have to get to the bathroom RIGHT NOW or it's going to be running down your leg.

"So honey, that was a great dinner, want to catch a mov.... OMG GET OUT OF THE WAY!! SOED!!!"

by MonkSEALPup August 1, 2008

Kaiser soze

Mysterious charactor from The Usual Suspects.

****Spioler**** Kaiser soze is Kevin Spacey aka Verbal Kent.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

SomeDutchGuy

A guy in Holland who makes Carson Kressley look like John Wayne.

SomeDutchGuy is such a fag.

Ra!

by discordian December 19, 2003

Pocket Sized Lesbian

n. Lesbian you just want to stick in your pocket.

Wow Stace, Did you see the majority were pocket sized Lesbians..

She was so cute I just wanted to stick her in my pocket and take her home.

by nixipixi January 27, 2011

Kaiser Soze

A person that visits you in your prison cell late at night.. mysterious, dark and frightening, gives you an anal intrusion and disappears before daybreak.

The new fish got a Kaiser Soze two nights ago.. he hung himself this morning..

by Sir_Cruz October 5, 2006

sized up

A way of saying a man got a boner, stiffy, erection, etc.

Sized up is a play on the phrase 'siezed up'.

Alexa: I came twice in a row thinking about last night

Jordan: Dayumm I just sized up hard

by Alexob May 19, 2014

Cunt-Sized

A measurement of circumference, generally the size of a human cunt.

When the sapling was young, it was no more than cunt-sized, perhaps two cunts if it had a virile seed. Now look at how majestic it is, two to three thousand cunts in circumference.

by Colonus September 3, 2010