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soccer

gayest game on the planet, i rather get kicked in the nuts for the rest of my life than watch one second of that bullshit pussy sport
Soccer is for pussies.
by L Dizz February 4, 2004
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soccer

a game played by girls masquerading as men who couldn't live through an attempt to tangle with American football players
by the big 57 March 10, 2005
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soccer

the most watched sport in the world

the most richest sport in the world

the most loved sport in the world

PS. Americans hate it with a passion.
WTF is "SAWKER"? SOCCER???? It called football yanks.
by JAMES UISA March 10, 2009
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soccer

some sport
Me and Rainy are gonna watch soccer then fuck.
by Tarr January 18, 2003
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soccer

Sometimes used as another word for sex when you dont want people around you to know that you wanna fuck
Michael: Hey Boris, lets go for a quick game of Soccer
by Jawi April 3, 2003
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soccer

the gayest sport of all time that requires no skill and no contact at all. It is also the most boring sport in the history of the world. Ice hockey in north america rapes soccer of 'futbol' up the butt.
guy 1: wanna go play hockey?

guy 2: no i don't want to get hurt. let's just play soccer.
by rallistangs19 April 10, 2010
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soccer

Theres only 2 good things about soccer.
1. Watching those fucking foreign assholes beat the hell out of each other because they think their teams better.
2. When a player fucks up they take him out back after the game and put him out of his misery, like an old horse.
by fuck your world August 26, 2003
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