gayest game on the planet, i rather get kicked in the nuts for the rest of my life than watch one second of that bullshit pussy sport
Soccer is for pussies.
by L Dizz February 4, 2004
Get the soccermug. a game played by girls masquerading as men who couldn't live through an attempt to tangle with American football players
by the big 57 March 10, 2005
Get the soccermug. the most watched sport in the world
the most richest sport in the world
the most loved sport in the world
PS. Americans hate it with a passion.
the most richest sport in the world
the most loved sport in the world
PS. Americans hate it with a passion.
by JAMES UISA March 10, 2009
Get the soccermug. 
Sometimes used as another word for sex when you dont want people around you to know that you wanna fuck
by Jawi April 3, 2003
Get the soccermug. the gayest sport of all time that requires no skill and no contact at all. It is also the most boring sport in the history of the world. Ice hockey in north america rapes soccer of 'futbol' up the butt.
by rallistangs19 April 10, 2010
Get the soccermug. Theres only 2 good things about soccer.
1. Watching those fucking foreign assholes beat the hell out of each other because they think their teams better.
2. When a player fucks up they take him out back after the game and put him out of his misery, like an old horse.
1. Watching those fucking foreign assholes beat the hell out of each other because they think their teams better.
2. When a player fucks up they take him out back after the game and put him out of his misery, like an old horse.
by fuck your world August 26, 2003
Get the soccermug.