a game not to be confused with a sport is were you kick a ball at a really big net.... that's it no skill or talent is required. It was first invented for mentally handicapped children but was soon played by people who realized they had no skill to play real sports. it is the most popular game in the world due to the fact that there are more unskilled low I.Q people in the world then there is skilled athletes.
Tony... I wish there was a game I could play because I suck at all real sports.
Luigi ... try soccer is super easy and requires no skill or talent. just kick a ball and run.
Tony... Thanks pal I think I will try it after I learn to tie my own shoes.
Luigi ... try soccer is super easy and requires no skill or talent. just kick a ball and run.
Tony... Thanks pal I think I will try it after I learn to tie my own shoes.
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A sport mostly considered queer or gay by most people
All summed up; a player lies down on a grass field for a hour and a half pretending to be hurt and earns $200mill a year,
All summed up; a player lies down on a grass field for a hour and a half pretending to be hurt and earns $200mill a year,
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Get the Soccer mug.The name that a large group of ignorant colonials insist on giving to a sport initially named football. This is due to their inability to understand basic football rules and their total lack of skill, which led to the creation of the nancies' game of American football (the usurper of the 'beautiful game's true name.)
Bud: Hey y'all, why you boys playin' soccer?
Normal person: Because we have the physical endurance required to play a sport without a short break every 2 minutes, you insolent colonial fuck-wit.
Bud:Huh?
Normal person: Because we have the physical endurance required to play a sport without a short break every 2 minutes, you insolent colonial fuck-wit.
Bud:Huh?
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Get the Soccer mug.America is the only country that uses the word soccer. The whole rest of the world uses the word FOOTBALL. The correct word.
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