Soakin' his shit

1) When one is giving gratuitous amounts of praise to a male, usually a female that is "on his dick" so to speak. Soakin' refers to the metaphoric saliva that is soaking the males genetalia. So obsessed with the person they are soaking his dick in their saliva

A female that will not leave the male alone
An annoying aquaintance that will suck up to the other person. Hence, she is Soakin' his shit

by Gooood man May 11, 2009

soaping the dog

while you're fucking a hot guy or girl.... the putting of the entire male genital package into the orifice in question. More of a challenge for gays because of the unique expansive powers of the cunt. Named bacause of its near impossibility.

After the football game last night elephant cocked andrew soaped the dog with tight little james while the rest of the guys banged each other and themselves off.

by fb December 31, 2004

Shaking The Bacon

Commonly called "Shakin' The Bacon" Slang term for "Having sex"

"Timo and Katie got caught shaking the bacon"
"What are you doin? Shaking The Bacon?"
"Their Shaking The Bacon"

by Master Jacobs June 29, 2006

ass spaking

when you turn some ne over and spack them in the ass and make horney soundsss

Lets spack some asses hun

by vicki and daniela October 29, 2003

Snaking

The act of placing a snake in one's rectum for the purpose of sexual gratification.

"when we got back from the club last night, I totally caught Jeff snaking on the couch"

by G.I. Cobra February 24, 2009

Shaking the Birch

When someone lays a fart on your leg.

I farted on my friends leg therefore shaking the birch.

by Jaycu September 20, 2011

soaring head

A VERY elongated head and very narrow. The best type of head; highest on the social heirarchy of heads. Recent mutations have resulted in retardation in these noble ancestors; however, and very few pure-blooded soaring heads still exist that are healthy. Able to fly.

The last time I saw a soaring head was in the Floating head/Sinking head War of 1389, when the Soaring heads were used to sky-dive deep into the water and pick off a drowning head or two. Since then, soaring heads have become rare, but strangely, many ACTION STARS seem to be nearly soaring heads. Interesting...

by daniel June 17, 2004