Soak

A popular Mormon practice of gaming the religious system to maintain one's virginity pre-marriage where the male partner either enters the females love tunnel and both parties remain perfectly still until completion or a third party can get involved and kick the shit out of the bed for a few hours until their homie busts a fat one for the lord.

Yo i helped my boy Bartholomew soak with his girl last night, shit was tight.

by mason is a cunt April 30, 2022

Soak-cial

A term for a social gathering held at The Soak, typically involves curry, cobras and Cool Runnings.

Me: "Hey! Did you hear about the Soak-cial happening tomorrow night?"
Friend: "Oh yeah it sounds phenomenal."
Me: "Yeah, definitely a good time"

by NevermadetheGuild January 7, 2024

soaking the log

When a man sticks his penis in a females vagina and doesn't move. Thus, soaking the log.

Woman and man having sex
Man inserts penis
Leaves it in
Woman: "what are you doing?"
Man: "Soaking the log"

by logsoaker June 28, 2014

Suck and soak

Tactic used by large broking houses to obtain stock from muppets before exploding to new highs

Classical suck and soak being applied to stock xyz

by El gizardo May 4, 2019

Mama Meat Soak

My main squeeze, my girl,my better half

I just got kicked to the curb by my,Mama Meat Soak.

by Cadcrumb May 30, 2022

Soak Stack

3 or more Mormons stacked while soaking each other. I.E. human centipede the Roman way.

The Mormon orgy ended up in a soak stack.

by Thegermanboi May 2, 2025

toke and soak

Smoking marijuana followed by a relaxing soak in he tub.

I see a toke and soak in my future.

by Aquarius13 November 21, 2017