sniff the diff

the act of smelling the feces of a person infected with colstridium difficile.

Terry: i had to empty a bedpan of c diff shit.

Someone else: gross. sniff the diff!

by f. nightingale September 01, 2010

twat sniff

Any stank puss make my long john pause.

Alley that little dirty twat sniff.

by fuckhead February 24, 2005

anger sniffs

A quick inhale through the nose while making an angry or frustrated face. Often used to show expression of anger. Anger sniffs help show enthusiasm of feeling, and help improve the level of intimidation.

Dude why'd the heck did you just eat my tots??? *anger sniffs while making angry face*

Man! c'mon, that's the third time this week you've destroyed my bathroom after dinner! *anger sniffs*

by BASEBALLA#22KS April 23, 2010

first sniffs

The act of directing one's gaseous expulsions toward those around them (mostly in the form of a fart)

Being selfless with one's malodorous gifts

His generosity was evident from his willingness to give family and friends first sniffs.l

by Phishy November 19, 2004

Sniff the wood

The act of giving a blow job with your nose instead of your mouth

He got really excited that I was going down him but was pleasantly surprised when I sniff the wood instead.

by KaitLivPhil August 24, 2014

take sniffs

take sniffs is used in a similar fashion as 'lick my nuts' - except instead of suggesting the licking of nuts, take sniffs refers to the sniffing of nuts. its said either as a response to something, or at the end of a sentence to add effect.

"dude - i just had a yums ass pizza all to myself - take sniffs"



or


guy A: "dude...your an a**hole"

guy B: "oh yeah? well you have no friends and masturbate to pokemon puzzle league porno silver edition in your free time so take sniffs"



or


"take a sniff'a deez nuts bitch, im home - now make me a sandwich"

by niggalobotomy March 28, 2009

Scratch and Sniff

The art of scratching someones sunburnt nose then farting in their face. Causing irritating pain and forcing them to smell your ass.

Alex got one hell of a sunburn so i had to preform a scratch and sniff

by jwiggyslpooge69 June 07, 2011