snail trails

traces of spooge left on bedsheets or in dark colored boxer shorts

"That asshole slept in my bed and left snail trails!"

by Hank McCain September 17, 2003

snail trail

Gleaming sticky substance left on your dick after your wife rubs her clit up and down it for 5 minutes.

"Please straddle my face and snail trail my chin, Please. I'll do the dishes tomorrow"

by Dick Splash January 2, 2004

Snail Trail

The trail left behind after a member of society with the X and Y chromosomes drags his balls across any surface promptly leaving a trail of grease
The grease could be as gross as ball sweat or as harmless as water

Jill: Erika did you hear about what happened to Mary!

Erika: Yeah, I did while she was passed out the guys got together and left a massive Snail Trail across her face

Jill: Ugh, the guys are so immature this is why i have a dildo.

by Hanry&Vlad January 7, 2012

Snail time

When time seems to slow down to such a degree that days become weeks, and weeks become months. Often experienced when missing someone.

Since I met you, my watch has been on snail time!

by NevH November 13, 2007

Snail Trail

A trail of vaginal liquids from women dragging her rear on the floor while being aroused.

The young lady left a snail trail across the living room.

by Catchin' Deer May 8, 2017

snail trail

roots from the latin snailius trailum

When a male is stabbing his ol girl when right before she orgasms he pulls out and keeps his cock just outside her vag, as she lurches forward to take the meat he backs away, this continues onward until the end of the bed, thus leaving a film of slime resembling that of a snail's across the sheets

Adam was doing Alex when he pulled out, she chased the carrot all the way across the room leaving a hell of a snail trail.

by Jackoff with some milk May 14, 2003

snail man

an old man that drives 22 in a 65

a man that drives very slow

by red neck May 13, 2005