Smurfing

Buying up the maximum allowed quantities of pseudoephedrine-based medicines at one location after another for use in the production of crystal meth.

After drug enforcement officers successfully regulated the sale of ephedrine and pseudoephedrine, many large-scale producers of crystal meth were force into smurfing

by brap April 4, 2009

smurf face

When one is so hungry that they bob for turds in the Port-A-Potties, thus resulting in a blue face from the blue dyed liquid.

Man, I was so hungry at the concert that I had to smurf face.

by Sboat09 January 9, 2009

the smurfs

Still one of the best cartoons of all time.

Cartoons today are garbage, but the smurfs kept me alive.

by Afi K. James October 30, 2003

Blue Smurf

Bentyl, a pill for irritable bowel syndrome; in large doses, can cause intoxication. So named because of the color of the pill. Bought and sold in prisons and used to get high.

When I was in the yard, I traded 1 Klonopin for 5 Blue Smurfs.

by Dorothy November 6, 2007

Smurf Word

1. A word used to define almost anything. At any time. For any reason.

1. Yo! Carchee said "Broken Down" so much, he made that sh*t a smurf word!

by Alabaster Croti August 22, 2008

Smurf Attack

A smurf attack is when you are having sex and are choking your partner. Just when she starts to turn blue you release your grip on her throat and while she is gasping for air you cum in her mouth causing her to breath it in.

Dude I just smurf attacked that chick!

by Dwight D'Angelo April 11, 2011

surfaced

Surfaced: In urban slang the word surfaced is used to describe a state of drunkness in which the person who is drinking is so drunk that they pass out on the floor and are unable to get up hence they are surfaced.

Did you see John Wayne last night he drank so much he was surfaced it was hilarious.

by jobjobbinks July 20, 2017