smurf

A person who sits on IRC all day while smoking cigarettes. When he sleeps, which is rare, he does so on a mattress made of CPU fans. Curse his metal body.

R.I.P. sMURF, 1984-2006

by plankton_king March 22, 2003

smurf

small blu creatures who seem harmless at first but beware, they are vicious when given too much sugar

Ben has too much sugar and has biten me

by steve linnard July 15, 2004

smurf

1 to insult
2 blue man group
3 todd, andy zukoski's blue loving friend
4 todd, the fuggin fugger
5 like the "F" word

1) go smurf your self!
2) Smurf1: "hey what did you and smurfett do last night" SMurf2: "I smurfed her" Smurf1: "SMURF NO!" Smurf2: "SMURF YEA!, I smurfed her in the smurffin parking lot!"
3) todd? oh the smurf wannabe!

by Jack Mehoff November 3, 2004

smurfing

Smurfing is the use of a smurf attack by an exploitation of the Internet Protocol (IP) broadcast addressing to create a denial of service. The attacker uses a program called Smurf to cause the attacked part of a network to become inoperable.

The network cracker decided to bring down an enemy's website by impersonating web traffic using smurfing

by Amiicus July 1, 2012

smurfing

Can also be smurf, smurfed, smurfingly etc. Used instead of names, adjectives, and verbs to make sentences incoherent except to other "Smurf masters".

Language used by smurfs

That cack-head has pissed me off for the last time - That smurf has smurfed me off for the smurf smurf.
~
Smurfette - "You can smurf my smurf if you smurf"

by Miss Fire April 1, 2004

smurf

a persons face turning blue because of a blow job.

Guy 1: I made my chick smurf last night.
Guy 2: Is she alright.
Guy 1: Yeah, but that's the last time i get a bj.

by bnasty24 March 6, 2010

smurfed

Being owned by a smurf in a multiplayable online game.

Johny33: OMG! I got owned by a smurf with a 0-0 record!
YouRGramma: You got smurfed
Johny33: OMG! Blizzard better do something about this shit!

by Anonymous August 22, 2003