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pooper smoocher

1. A person who kisses up to others in order to be liked and befriended.
2. Someone who praises others when it is undeserved... lying and telling people whatever it is that they think that others would like to hear in order to gain their trust and friendship.
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1. If there were trophies given out for being butt kissers, hers would have #1 pooper smoocher engraved on it.
2. He has to be pretty desperate to be that much of a pooper smoocher.
by Vegas Bitch aka shugahhh February 4, 2010
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cooter smoocher

It's a regular fur pie jamboree out here tonight. Cooter smoochers as far as the eye can see!
by alacadocious March 13, 2010
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noob smoothie

noun. a smoothie consumed by noobs comprised of Coca-Cola, chlorine tablets, garlic and mustard. Costal noobs substitute mustard with tartar sauce. Noob smoothies are typically consumed at breakfast or post-workout.
The noobs went to a malt shop and ordered some noob smoothies.
by cbanowsky October 1, 2012
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raspberry smoothie

When one ejaculates into a menstruating women and the creampie produced turns liquid and red, slightly creammy. Consumption is optional.
My love made me a full English, and a raspberry smoothie it was very nutritional.
by JJPno.1 October 3, 2013
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Donkey Smoocher

A person who kisses ass to get what they want.
The Donkey Smoocher got a promotion from their boss because they donkey smooched em' everyday!
by Callmecrazyx1 June 11, 2014
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Lemon Smoocher

The person who haven't dated anyone for a long time
by hokageitachi November 17, 2016
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tropical smoothie cafe

A restaurant that especially caters to basic women of the ages 16-35 who like "healthy" food. Frequented by the type of women who love yoga pants, that happen to not actually work out. This is the summer resort for Pumpkin Spice Latte girls.
Kayla: Omg Kelly lets go get Tropical Smoothie Cafe!

Kelly: Ok, let's get our ass hairs bleached after!!!
by Aroby0572 September 4, 2017
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