splashed

UK slang word meaning stabbed - usually used by drill rappers, drug dealers and gang members.

'Yo you know splashed A2 yesterday'

by 12sdcdv6 January 10, 2024

smashed off your bounce

Totally off your trolley

You went out last night and got smashed off your bounce

by Scottie Tiger December 21, 2024

Smashed Jack

A penis that has been smashed flat.

Dave's wife took a hammer to his penis and now he has a smashed jack.

by SkinTicket69 March 20, 2025

Smashed a box of popsicles

To be fed up with a situation

Yeah, I’ve just become very angry. I smashed a box of popsicles on Friday.

by Loren SanD May 5, 2025

smashedable

The opposite of "smashable". Where you are attracted to a real or fictional character because you want to be absolutely fucking dominated by said character.

Name1: "Yo, you know Asgore from Undertale?"
Name2: "Yeah."
Name1: "He's so smashedable."
Name2: "Y'know, I can see it!"

by LazyGamer7224 July 19, 2025

hulk-smashed

getting completely intoxicated while playing any Marvel vs Capcom game.

Last night me and the homies got together and got hulk-smashed playing MvC 2 while drinking 40oz's.

by Darkdancer December 2, 2010

Smurf splashed

This happens when you visit a porta-john or portable outhouse and need to drop a #2 into the bottom. When you give your final push and it lands, your rectum and buttox are then covered in the familiar blue water resulting in getting smurf splashed.

This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.

I had to take a crap and dude i tell you, i have never been smurf splashed like i was just then.

by raptor13fox July 22, 2011