A heroic former(?) dope fiend with blondish hair of various lengths who lunges about in the north kentville area of kajackastan sometimes a carrying a large knife. This has sometimes caused him to be also named the king of norway, and a thrower of cabbage. (usually well aimed). Spends his days searching for sea manatees and wilderbeasts to slaughter opps i mean laughter. Has a distain for hygiene and proudly states that he has never once washed his hair. However he magically smells great regardless.
anthony:look at that sexy ethan mitchell with the enormous blood stained knife!
margo:he smells so good!
anthony:those sea manatees and wilderbeasts better watch out!
margo:can we patent that smell?
margo:he smells so good!
anthony:those sea manatees and wilderbeasts better watch out!
margo:can we patent that smell?
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Also a person with 12 pubes with crabs.
Tiny penis.
No friends.
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Tiny penis.
No friends.
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A horny little boy with raging hormones. Usually preys on younger girls. All he wants is some ass.
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