smagley

The "pet name" invented to describe the greatness that is the indomitable Samuel L. Jackson. It doesn't represent him, but more his chi, or spirit that he so elegently displays in his films. Can be used to desribe something that is related to his work, him, an ass w00ping of great magnatude and is worthy of Smagley,or someting of devine greatness. (such as Master Chief)

"Yo you see that movie with Smagley in it?" asks John.
*John slaped for asking such a stupid question*
"Of coarse you retard." replies Frank.

"Wow that Hillary Duff concert was smagley!", said John.
"Didn't I just fucking warn you about not ruining the greatness of Smagley?" Frank asked kindly.
*Frank reaches into John's throat and removes his lyrincs*
"Now stop being a bitch...and don't bleed on my carpet or i'll fucking go all Smagley on your bitch ass!" Frank told his friend with glee.

by Drizzt Do'Urden September 22, 2005

bigger the hands smaller the dick

It's simple. Everyone has known this since the caveman days. The bigger your hands are, the smaller your dick is.

john: Yo have you heard how big his hands are?
fred: Well you know what they say, the bigger the hands smaller the dick.

by alberteinstein69420666 October 21, 2019

shapley

involves being over-competitive and leading people around schools stressing "it's important"

"stop being such a shapley!"
"he pulled a shapley on me!"

by iliart November 27, 2009

smallediumexilarge

a simple way to order every size of pizza in one order, usually while stoned.

<15 minutes after smoking a bowl with your buddy>

CASHIER: "Thank you for calling Washington Street, Round Table! What can I get for you?"

ME: "I would like to make an order for pick-up. Could I have a smallediumexilarge All Meat Marvel?"

CASHIER: "A smallediumexilarge?" "What is that?"

ME: "That's a small, medium, large, and ex-large pizza-one of each bitch."

CASHIER: "That'll be 20 minutes, thank you."

by Tonamien Bullain September 10, 2008

Snaplet

A super hot 18-26 year old female who you actually begin to date and bang on a fequent basis. Her primary contribution to mankind is her current ability to snap your attention, desire, focus, money, time, next thought, anything you should be currently doing to her fine face, tits and sweet ass until she becomes a little too old, too pudgy and too boring to "snap" like she used to and then you break up with her.

"Hey bro, what ever happened to your girlfriend? Thought you two would end up married for sure? Answer - Snaplet

"How could you have ever cheated on me?" Answer - Snaplet

"Where did all of my money and most of 2008 & 2009 go?" Answer - Snaplets

by double*dee September 23, 2009

the sampler

n. an orgy with a member of every race
n. sexual intercourse with a member of every race on separate occasions.

Last night I had the sampler but the Asian girl bitched too much.

If only I could find a Native American girl I could complete the sampler!

by Johnny Two Toes November 17, 2007

100 staple challenge

When idiots with too much time on their hands get someone to staple them with a staple gun so they can show off their idiocy and provide laughs for the rest of us.

Dude, did you see that guy who stapled himself 100 times because he got 100,000 subscribers on YouTube? He called it the 100 staple challenge!

Yeah, that was really stupid, but HILARIOUS!!

by RationalPresident February 15, 2014