Slookie

The description of extreme penetration. The sound of the perfect stroke.

"Man, that chick could get it like "slookie!"
I was deep that a$$ like, Slookie!!

by Big N Blak July 25, 2011

sloming

something the government made up to try and trick kids into thinking marijuana is bad. of course actual intelligent people know that if sticking leeches on yourself got you high,happy with yourself and content with the world people would actually do it but of course it doesn't so people smoke pot instead.

dude do you want to slom tonight?
no sloming dumb lets just smoke pot instead.
ok, it's actually fun!

by leo stewart May 9, 2007

slompa

A slut who is known to hook up with potential gays

That slompa just hooked up with staubo!

by standys January 9, 2012

slomie

A slow homie

'What took you so long slomie?'

by big zunkie March 17, 2010

Slork

1) the combination of the three words slut,whore, and skank
2) when someone has done such slutty whoreish and skankish acts that the use of a single one of those words does not completely encompass their dispicable acts
3) someone who may have done just a few unspeakable sexual acts at this time but in the near future will a total slork

related words: skank whore slut

"Did you here about all the nasty things that girl you used to know on the swim team has been doing?"

me-"no I haven't heard anything since i've graduated"

them "well she's slept with like everybody in her grade, she's such slork now"

by Madel April 12, 2010

Captain Slock

A Captain Slock Is when you pretend you are going to stick your penis into a womans mouth and instead dick slap them real fucking hard

Dude:"i gave my girlfriend a Captain Slock yesterday all you heard was that loudass smack"

Dude's Friend: "What did she do?"

Dude: "She tried to slap me with her vagina flaps"

by Alexander Rodriguez January 9, 2008

Slomp

The act of bailing or ditching. To stand someone up. Or even to be incredibly stupid.

"He totally Slomped Me"

by Ashleigh1324 April 10, 2008