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crimson shocker

When you are banging a chick on her period, then suddenly pull out and jam it in her ass.
My girl is on the rag so I gave her a crimson shocker
by Flander January 27, 2006
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Seraphim Shock

One of the greatest bands you have never heard of. Their music goes to a calm beat with a taste of evil. Some songs such as "Some Sick Dream" bring a tear to your eye while songs like "Relic" send shivers down your spine.
Go listen to some seraphim shock.
by Nyschashi October 29, 2004
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Afghanie Shocker

When you tee bag a girl reverse style with your ass cheeks on her eye sockets, and your asshole on her nose. If your lucky you'll get her nose in your ass. This way she gets to smell and taste the best a mans body has to offer.
Dude that girl needs to experience an Afghanie Shocker!
by steve-o 1ives January 15, 2009
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Google Shock

A form of shock induced by using the Google search engine. Google Shock occurs when one types in the first few words of an innocent sentence and Google attempts to guess what you are typing by filling it in with a shockingly inappropriate and unrelated ending.

For instance, you want to type “How do I get my car to start?” in the search prompt. By the time you have typed in “How do I get my”, Google has guessed that you are typing “How do I get my sister to sleep with me?”. Shock ensues.
I was feeling depressed about life so I decided to ask Google “why are we here?”. I had gotten as far as typing in “why are” and Google’s first guess was that I was asking “why are black people so loud”. The following Google Shock brought me out of my depression.
by Kidels and Bits February 11, 2010
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shockbowl mp

An internet game formed a few years back. Had a great "cult" following to it. The game itself was so-so, but the people were entertaining. Very addicting. It is gone today, but it should be revived.
Uhm, revive Shockbowl MP?
by Mr. Quackers July 28, 2008
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Vagaphalactic Shock

A condition seen in the male gender when his testicles physically begin to shrivel up and die, and he is unwilling or unable to make any decisions for himself. This condition occurs when a male's will and drive is overun by a female, and the male sits back and lets it happen.
Vagaphalactic Shock in action.
Foreman: Sorry guys... that was my chick she wants me to come home so we can go to garden world.

Guys: WTF!

Foreman: OMG! something is happening... MY BALLS THEY ARE SHRINKING!!

Guy 1: Holy shit!! he's going into Vagaphalactic Shock, quick get some vaginephrine!!

GUY 1: I KNEW It!! ITS VAGAPHALACTIC SHOCK!!...Hurry hit him with 200cc of Vaginephrine!!
by MSD Mike July 20, 2008
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what a shocker

phrase denoting utmost surprise at a certain event or happening. can also be used as sarcasm.
"dammit my car just got stolen"
"what a shocker"
by Stuart Sutton November 22, 2007
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