fettuccine-sized slit

The holy grail of labial proportion. One that has been cooked al dente that makes you want to jump in head first and eat until you're satisfied. Its proportions follow the natural patterns of the Fibonacci Sequence.

Michelangelo was regaling his tale when he was graced in the presence of the holy grail of vaginal slits; it was the fettuccine-sized slit of April O'Neil. When asked by Leonardo if it was prepared to ephemeral perfection, Michelangelo simply replied, "Al dente."

by zeezer43 June 19, 2021

greatest thing since sliced bread

Basically the greatest thing of all time.

That's the greatest thing since sliced bread.

by Ifyoudontknownowyaknow May 13, 2016

kermit slip and slide

commit suicide

"hey you better kermit slip and slide"

by fierycatdisk October 15, 2017

Muddy Fudge Slide

When you are doing a bird in the arse and your cock slips out and glides through her vagina lips leaving a shitty skid.

I was doing Mrs Oakley up the arse and I left her with a Muddy Fudge Slide.

by Mr Oakley December 8, 2017

Little Chute Slicer

The act of sticking your erect penis into a windmill.

I got got so wasted at Jack’s that I ended up sticking my penis in the windmill downtown and gave myself a Little Chute Slicer.

by Tigerzebra February 11, 2019

The Finnish slide

When you're exiting a hot tub or sauna you proceed to slide your genitals across the face of a unexpecting person , partner .

After sliding his genitals across my face , while getting out of the got tub he proclaimed he gave me the Finnish slide .

by Ack dog November 3, 2022

Took two beers and popped the slide

A quick exit out of an awful situation. Name received from Steven Slater, a Jetblue flight attendant who, after being abused by a passenger, berated her over the PA system, took two beers, activated the inflatable slide, and exited the plane.

Did you hear? Steven quit his job! He took two beers and popped the slide.
hit the slide

by saxyman317 December 24, 2010