Alabama Slammer

Marijuana, usually OG Kush or other indica-dominant strain, laced with cocaine. Reported to produce simultaneous effects of heavy sedation and increased sensory sensitivity associated with stimulation of the central nervous system. Origins widely believed to trace back to a foiled drug smuggling operation run rumored to be an associate of the Barry Seal syndicate in June of 1978. Estimates as high as 600 pounds of cocaine and marijuana were jettisoned from a small commuter jet pursued by Federal intercept, approximately 17 miles northeast of Montgomery, near the hamlet of Emerald Mountain. Reports began surfacing later that year of a debilitating strain of Cannabis with the street moniker 'Slammer, it's near mythical status canonized later that year with the Sep 29th performance of Bruce Springsteen and the E-Street Band at Birmingham's Boutwell Auditorium dubbed 'The Alabama Slammer', a hat nod to the widespread local use and adoration at the time. Acclaim and notoriety continued to follow and build for the purported strain, culminating in the 2008 near simultaneous publishing of a song with the same name appearing on the Casey Donahue Band's Live Album 'Live-raw-real, In The Ville' and the admission by President George W. Bush in the documentary 'Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay' that Alabama Slammer was his favorite strain of Cannabis.
George W. Bush: "This some good shit, ain't it?"
Harold Lee (nodding): "Yeah!"
Kumar Patel: "What is it?"
George W. Bush: "It's called Alabama Slammer. I laced it with blow so it knocks you down and keeps you going at the same time makes hand gesture implying a collision from the rear BOOWAH!"
by faqinblizzard June 11, 2025
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nolo slammer

The act of having sex, usually with a prostitute, in which the prostitute must "wet up" the penis before the heroin is applied and intercourse is started.
Gave ole Jennie the nolo slammer last week! That crazy bitch loves the slammer!
by cornbread4realz January 30, 2016
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lumberjack slammer hammer

The art of performing anal, on your obese girlfriend/cousin, while using chew spit as your lube.
Man, I gave my cousin the lumberjack slammer hammer so hard last night, I think I might have a shit-baby nephson on the way.
by Dogbite April 08, 2018
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Jersey Slammer

Alcoholic Drink:
2 parts: Whiskey (Jameson or Jack Daniels)
1 part: Tequila (Whatever floats your boat)
1 splash: Coca-Cola or Pepsi
Good time?: Totally
You: “Lemme get a ‘Jersey Slammer!’”
Bartender: “Do you hate yourself?”
You: “Only on Friday nights!!”
Bartender: “Oh dayum...”
by TheDrukenCowboy September 05, 2019
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ice slammer

A big ol' black (or white, latino, asian, etc)guy that takes his ice (that is, bling) and uses it to show off how great he thinks he is.

More often than not, it impresses everyone.
Tyrone: Yo, dawg, d'you see Antoine at da club da other night?

Jerome: Yeah, dawg. What an ice slammer! I gotta get me some o' dat bling.
by William S. Crowley XVI July 19, 2006
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When someone watches you take a dump and masturbate from behind a shower curtain in a public space
Me and John used to be friends until he hit me with the Lyn-Dan potty room slammer
by The peeper of 15 July 02, 2024
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saguaro slammer

Saguaro Slammer: A bold and unconventional act performed in the Arizona desert, where one partner inserts a finger into the other’s backside shortly before delivering a stinging smack to the face during climax.
“After trying the Saguaro Slammer in the Arizona desert, she was left feeling more bewildered than pleased, questioning their spontaneous decision.”
by Sugondis October 27, 2024
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