Skinny Love

The sort of love that is destructable and unsustainable, a love that is bound to shrink to nothingness no matter the strength because the pain is just too much to bear.

Girl #1: OMG! Look at Eddy & Ana! They are so cute together... They must be soulmates...
Girl #2: No, it's more like a skinny love when it comes to them.

by SladeW May 5, 2015

Skinny Gossip

Pro-ana site ran by men in their 40s to critisize and call celebs such as Gigi Hadid fat.

Claims not to be pro-ana but you have to be less than 18.5 bmi to get accepted.

Most members are over 300 lbs and faking their photos.

Anorexic celebs get called fat here.

Member one; omg im so fat!!! im literally 6'1 and only 100 pounds... Wowzers, I wish to be 50 pounds! Hihi! Gigi Hadid is SOOO fat! Her face is ugly and fat!!

Member two; omg! Go on a 200 calorie per day diet! Ur so ugly ewww lose weight fat fuck!! Gigi Hadid smells so bad bcs she is sooo fat!!! Ew fatso!! Thinspo omg!!

Member three: Omg this is not pro-ana! This forum is just appreaciating skinny people!!

Member four; Wow, ur 80 pounds and 5'4? Isn't that like... Super fat? HAHAHA! Fatso

'Skinny Gossip' is a weirdo land with fat bitches commenting on other women's bodies.

by actually-skinny-not-proana April 12, 2023

Skinny Christian

Skinny Christian is a fucking skinny legend who only drinks James Charles' pinkity drinkity with almond milk because he is a vegan icon. He works out eight times a week because he has to work out before and after sunday church to exercise and exorcize the demons living in his tiny gay body. A Skinny Christian wears size 4 BalenciagaXGucci high tops but has to take them off when he has a dick appointment because he has been engineered to be the perfect height for giving dome to people over 6 ft. A Skinny Christian is a teen drag queen who is trying to defend the LGBTTQQIAAP community from homophobes and people who put Leviticus 20:13 in their instagram bios. A Skinny Christian likes to send snaps from his shower with his iPhoneX and take notes in class with his new iPad that he got for Christmas. His daddy is rich but will not pay for your lawsuit when you sue him for running you over in his Mercedes. A Skinny Christian will stand up for you no matter where you are from. I hope you meet a Skinny Christian and get as lucky as I am.

Erik: Oh, he's gay and anorexic, he must be James Charles.
Girl #1: No, he's not James Charles, he's a Skinny Christian!

by Skinny Legend Bimky January 8, 2019

rich skinny

when he’s not too skinny, but not too muscular, the perfect in between with dark brown hair that’s wealthy and isn’t afraid to show it. He just hits different.

That guy over there is like rich skinny, he’s so attractive.

by tittan January 30, 2020

Skinny dog

A skinny dog that needs to be fed

Norman azar has a skinny dog that needs to be fed

by Norman azar January 26, 2020

Skinny Tony

The act of dressing up a man's penis as an early 1930's gangster. Followed by shouting loudley 'ARE YOU A SNITCH'.

Tim: 'Hey, have you seen Bobbi is he coming out tonight?'
Bartholemew: 'Nah bro, I heard Lisa's giving him a skinny Tony'
*Both men chuckle and tickle eachothers sacks in compliance*

by Lady filth June 24, 2017

Skinny Sailor

Specialty cocktail combining rum (typically the Captain Morgan brand, named after the 17th century privateer) and diet coke. The drink is often improperly referred to as a “Skinny Pirate” a malapropism attributable to both the confusion over Captain Morgan’s official role and lies spread deliberately by staff for certain members of the Arkansas congressional delegation.

I'm so happy we don't have votes tomorrow because I had way too many Skinny Sailors last night.

by Doug Kagan July 4, 2010