sit on my lap

1; what your male friend or bf might say to you if your acting up. usually a insulting or playful way to say "be quite"
2; sometimes to be taken more literally. commanding a female to sit on the males lap to cause an erection, resulting in the female being punched in the ass by it.

1; bitch- "your annoying me, gtfo"
ass hat- " bitch, sit on my lap"
2; fuck boy- "sit on my lap"
hoe- "okayyy daddy."

by that kind of dad June 1, 2016

sit and drink

a game played at parties where the players reject all on going conversations and sit on a couch drinking beer after beer. the objective is to sit and drink, and when the player stands up and is infact drunk, the player has won. there are no losers of this game, only winners.

this party is lame, wanna play sit and drink?

by krillupo July 12, 2009

sit and shit

Where one quickly sits down to take a quick dump and then continues with normal life after a 3 minute or less crap

Guy 1: Man I need to take a crap

Guy 2: we are in such a rush just pull a sit and shit

by Wray man December 2, 2015

Sit-down comedian

A comedian, who is a quadriplegic.

Did you hear about that paralyzed guy who tells jokes? He's kind of more of a sit-down comedian.

by guyomalley February 27, 2011

sit down in the shower

it means to masturbate
yank wang

5 minutes ago i was sitting down in the shower. then i thought about urbandictionary.com and now i'm sittin here in my drawers drying off.

hint: do not sit on drain

by [e-mail] May 15, 2004

SIT ON MY FACE

A WAY TO HAVE FUN

SIT ON MY FACE DAD

by Fuckface1283901 December 2, 2019

Sit Down

A B.M.; a Number 2; to deficate. When a male says "I gotta sit down...!" it means he has to take a sh*t.

Danny: I'll be back in 10 mins - I gotta sit down.

by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005