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My BFF and I have a sismance
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Sigma Male

A male who disregards women and social connections for money and success. A term used by incels who think they’re like Andrew Tate, Joe Rogan, Patrick Bateman, Etc. but actually just day trade in their parents basement.
Person 1: Eugene keeps on referring to himself as a sigma male when we ask if he’s ever going to go on a date.
Person 2: He just needs to admit he’s an incel and get on with life.
by rossi_cultist January 14, 2023
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Sigma Beta Rho

(ΣΒΡ, also SigRho) is a national, collegiate, multicultural, Greek-lettered fraternity. On August 16, 1996, Sigma Beta Rho was founded at the University of Pennsylvania in Philadelphia. It has since re-aligned its ideals to promote diversity within its membership and encourage cultural awareness on over 40 college campuses across the United States.
Damn those Sigma Beta Rho cobras can stroll!
by King Cobra '96 June 3, 2011
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Sigma male

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The rarest male type. Instead of wasting his precious time interacting with fellow humans, he decides to spend it on investing. The sigma male comes in many different forms.

Type 1: 40+ years old, lives in Dubai with his 18 year old wife he met on a business trip in Sweden. He drives an expensive car, owns a 6 million dollar condo, with the newest iPhone always in possession.

Type 2: The rising sigma
This sigma is between the ages of 14-18. He is so obsessed with investing that he doesn’t even wipe his ass, as it is apparently seen as a sign of weakness to him. He is distanced from everyone around him, and makes sure to check the stock market every time a female passes by him.
Guy 1: ew what the fuck is that smell?

Guy 2: oh it’s Chris over there, the “sigma male”. He doesn’t wash himself so you can smell his chocolate starfish all the way from over here.

Guy 1: that must be why he gets bullied.
by anonymous July 18, 2021
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sigma alpha epsilon

SAE is North America’s largest social fraternity with more than 280,000 initiated members. Fraternal symbols include the lion, the phoenix, Minerva, and the fleur-de-lis. Sigma Alpha Epsilon was the first fraternity to establish a national headquarters (1929), a national Leadership School (1935), a national Men’s Health Issues Committee (1980), and a career-development program entitled the Leading Edge (1990). Currently, the Fraternity offers a comprehensive member-education program called The True Gentleman Initiative. The Fraternity communicates through The Record magazine, a quarterly publication that has been published continuously since 1880. New members receive a copy of The Phoenix pledge manual for educational development.

SAE is a brotherhood of not only class, values, courtesy and integrity, but also one in which the lives of others are respected. Chapters pride themselves in the common courtesy and genuine care for their guests by walking them home. What other fraternity does this?
Ladies: We're going to get going now, thanks for the great party boys!
SAE: Does anyone need a ride home? We can walk you as well!
Ladies: Sure! No other fraternity on campus has ever offered, thanks Sigma Alpha Epsilon.

..we rock.
by Phi Alpha February 2, 2008
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sigma cattle

A derrogatory nickname for the sorority called Sigma Kappa, which is comprise mostly of unattractive, overweight girls.
The Delts get a $25 fine for setting foot on Sigma Cattle property.
by Sunny December 25, 2003
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Phi Sigma Sigma

a bunch of really pretty chicks that like to have a good time. they get crazy and know how party, at my school (j&w) there sorority of the year and always win greek week. they always have the most girls that wanna rush their sorority - no wonder why. they attract the hot new freshman because of their good looks, popularity and clothes. they get things handed to them because of who they are and think their better than everyone else, even though it is true.
student 1: we have a 2 absence rule and this is her 4th absence so far! why hasnt she been dropped from the class?
student 2: shes a phi sigma sigma , and shes hot
by beach0chikie7 June 14, 2010
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