Sir. Raftus

John Gettys is Sir. Raftus he is the king of raftus, beer , Nelk, and hating

babe wake up Sir. Raftus took a “flick”

by Sir raftus.com August 19, 2023

Sir Lancelittle

Exactly the opposite of a Sir Lancelot. Cumbersome in every way, screws up in every situation imaginable. If he was instructed to screw up, he'd do it right by mistake.

God dammit where is Kevin? Why did we trust Sir Lancelittle to bring the usb?

Dulce was late to work every single day throughout the entirety of March. What a Sir Lancelittle.

by Rod337 May 9, 2018

Sir Ethan

A hot,loyal, smexy man you meet on Natural Disaster Survival in Roblox.

“Sir Ethan I won’t leave you, I will stand on your head and stay there until you die”

by CheezCurd November 29, 2021

sir richard

most annoying person in the fucking world

sir richard is soo annoying, retarded, stupid, and a huge asshole and dickhead.

by imboredsoiuseurbandictionary February 14, 2019

Sir Cumference

Sir Cumference Syndrome (SCS, also known as Epic Ball Syndrome) is a genetic condition in which the victim involuntarily ejaculates at the mere sight of a woman. This genetic condition is mostly common among Coomers and children from Mozambique.

Person 1: Did you hear that my son is a Sir Cumference?

Person 2: That's awful, I feel your pain.

Person 1: Yeah, it's really difficult keeping him down at night because he just tries to watch Youtube and ends up messing up his bedsheets.

by DireDegenerate February 11, 2022

Sir Lancelot

A woman's period.

I would fuck you, but Sir Lancelot has arrived.

by Kruzy McJ December 30, 2014

sir spam

One of the knights of the octagon table. Sir Spam the Spam Pirate is captain of her ship, the Spam Bucket, and has a quite un-spammy crew. Weilds the spam sword. Has an albino Ferret named Raxoth.

First Mate Harry: arr, sir spam, i be spottin land a-ho!

Sir spam: there be spam at this port?

First Mate Harry: *sighs heavily* aye, cap'n.

by wild_wolf_cub February 16, 2004