Sir Crest

The much less popular yet superior name of Mr. Colgate which is not nearly as format as Sir Crest

1:Hello there Mr. Colgate
2:I prefer to be called Sir Crest

by P3ngu1n_man May 3, 2021

Sir Robin

A writer, blogger, gamer or anyone with a social presence who frequently pontificates to an audience with volumes of in-actionable advice. The "Sir Robin" will bore you to tears because his or her advice is always impractical or self-evident, and if your problems were as easy to solve with the "Sir Robin"'s pat answer, a lot more people would be enjoying tbe benefits of that fake wisdom.
The "Sir Robin"'s sole objective is to "hear himself talk" and grab attention.

The term is derived from the author Robin Sharma, who is known for writing useless books recycling the same impractical advice.

- Did you read "The Monk Who Sold His Ferrari"?
- I could only get through two chapters before I was "Sir Robined" to sleep. You can only read that the solution to life, the universe and everything is "wake up early and get more exercise" 100 times.

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- What did player 'Grandalf' tell you to do to beat that nasty boss in the game?
- He's a"Sir Robin" - blabbed about "you need better mods" - like they fall out of the sky.

by krssh October 26, 2017

Sir Sketalot

a girl who appears to be well mannered and classy however behind closed doors she is the opposite, and is what is commonly known as a "sket".

"arrr i never knew it, she's such a sir sketalot!"

by rellen_innit April 24, 2009

Sir Iqbal

A person that weights 194kg and he said that he was 194.5 cm but his actual height is 154cm.

Sir Iqbal is teaching at MCPLUS

by Zaacky December 23, 2022

Sir. Raftus

John Gettys is Sir. Raftus he is the king of raftus, beer , Nelk, and hating

babe wake up Sir. Raftus took a “flick”

by Sir raftus.com August 19, 2023

Sir Lancelot

A woman's period.

I would fuck you, but Sir Lancelot has arrived.

by Kruzy McJ December 30, 2014

sir ouch

a phrase denoting pain or discontent

After a night of drunken debauchery...

you: 'man my shit is hurtin after last night. how you doing?'

me: 'sir ouch'

During a game of beirut, when you blow your rebuttal and have to leave the table...

your partner: 'sir fucking ouch'

by Moss March 8, 2005