SIMANZ

A member of the Self Identifying Morons Association of New Zealand. Someone who posts a stupid comment like "covid is a scam" or "it's just a cold" then calls you a sheeple and tells you to do your own research when you present facts that counter thier 'reckons'. When they ask what a SIMANZ is you just tell them to "do you own research"

"Based on you post you are a SIMANZ"
"What's a SIMANZ?"
"DO YOUR RESEARCH"

by BILLYFish, the second December 16, 2020

Simão

Simão is the most amazing friend you can have. They are overprotective and are trustworthy, they can have a mean attitude when defending themselves. They are a bad bitch and love their friends with all their hearts. If you fuck them over once, bitch don't expect them to come back. They are amazing people and are nice to everyone, unless you have fucked over their friends. They will be suspicious of a person who has fucked over their friend if that person tries to befriend them.

-Simão Is so cool, I wish that I could be like him.
-Simão Is amazing, I wish I'd have a friend like him.
-Simão doesn't talk to that person, they fucked him over.

by UrbanSourcez December 30, 2020

Sima

Very likely to become the wife of someone called Haidar

Who is that pretty girl over there,
-oh that's Sima

by Shia Lepoof January 24, 2021

Sima

Sima is a word that can be used as an adjective to describe someone who’s overly happy but is also sensitive.

Omg ur so Sima!
Ik I am sorry for being so Sima, I’ll try change myself

by Sym xx February 8, 2021

siyavash

A funny hairy guy that is strong but has lots of hair

Yo siyavash has so much hair his balls have a fade!

by BreadMan? March 20, 2021

simovski

When your pc (particularly one issued by your workplace) installs system updates that render you ineffective and unable to complete work tasks whilst waiting.

This is rampant upon first booting up, despite no indication from the previous day that updates had been installed or were required to be installed.

This could resolve itself within 2 minutes or potentially 2 hours depending on your home Internet speed.

“I couldn’t make the morning stand-up meeting as I was doing a simovski”

“My pc was doing a simovski so I sent my colleagues funny memes in a group chat to keep my brain active until it was resolved”

by brad455 April 22, 2021

Simartar

The name of someone who will always care for and defend his innermost circle of friends. He is artistic and good at writing, his words are powerful enough to change anything.

He also likes concert band, and most likely has perfect pitch.

He is perfect the way he is.

“What do you think of Simartar?”
“I will take a thousand bullets for him.”

by Centuria May 14, 2021