Boston Shuffle

When someone wipes their arse with the same piece of toilet paper in a back and forth motion, rather than the wipe once and drop method. It’s not clear why people do this, but it probably smears shit all over their backside.

“There’s a strange sound coming from that cubicle, like someone sanding a piece of wood”
“Oh that’s probably Clive, he likes to do the Boston Shuffle. He’s smearing it around like peanut butter”

by Chelvis Presley June 7, 2018

mayonnaise shuffle

when a guy is super pissed at someone, so he masturbates and uses his semen-covered hand to slap the jackass

The bastard keyed my car, so i unleashed the mayonnaise shuffle on that motherfucker.

by Dr. V.D. January 14, 2009

Microwave shuffle

A condition which occurs usually at work where everyone is trying to use one or two microwaves to heat up their lunch at the same time. Made worse when the microwave and fridge are crammed into some small room.

I try to eat my lunch early to avoid the microwave shuffle.

by Kiloh Jonson December 12, 2009

Donkey Shuffle

The act of walking around ones house whilst receiving anal intercourse from ones partner.

Thelma was doing the Donkey Shuffle and getting her chores done while Jim followed her around pillaging her anus.

by thetendertaint January 4, 2018

The Tyler Shuffle

Where you lay down on the floor and pretend to have a seizure as a dance move.

Person 1: Oh my god, Tyler's busting out The Tyler Shuffle
Person 2: SHEESH HE'S GOATED WITH THE SAUCE MAN

by MC_Wrath May 9, 2022

Alvin Shuffle

When a tall man inserts his penis into his own anal captivity whilst dancing to drake.

I peeked into John's window and saw him doing the Alvin shuffle

by ya boy the average kid June 2, 2022

Shuffle streak

When you've got your iPod on shuffle mode and a serie of good songs is played.

The "Shuffle streak" is the opposite of the "Shuffle syndrome"

I love this song! I'm really on a shuffle streak right now.

by Doggelito October 21, 2009