shrek

Shrek is absolute daddy material, he can get any girl even with one wink. Every girl wants him and maybe even some guys too. His dick is HUGE. Legend says that his pp is so big that you can't even see all of it at once.

girl: omg his dick is HUGE
girl#2: his name must be shrek

by C3T6 November 20, 2019

shrek

shrek

worlds hottest being

-shrek

by I like memes of shrek July 03, 2020

A Shrek

A unit of time that is 1 hour and 35 minutes. Most commonly used before dinner.

"Hey mom when will dinner be ready". In a Shrek son"

by wassuplilhote September 13, 2018

shrek

To have multiple ways to avoid a bad situation, but take none of them, allowing the bad situation to occur. As if the intention was to actually have the bad situation occur in the first place.

"What was that guy thinking? He could have avoided jail time if he did a little community service, but he didn't and now he is in jail!"

"Yeah, he totally shrek'd it"

by cleohero September 10, 2012

shrek

A mixture of Lemon-Lime and grape kool-aid and nine cups of sugar

"yep im sippin on dat shrek, ppl ask him, 'um hey sir, whut iz dat ?'
itz lime itz wit grape, and 9 cups of suga,"

by Andre' February 19, 2008

shrek

Someone who is so fucking ugly, they can only be looked at in the dark.

Holy shit, it's daylight and Shrek is heading this way, run for your fucking lives.

by S. Dogg September 16, 2005

Shreks

A replacement and quite frankly better word for sex.

Person one: I had shreks

Person two: poggers

by jose mama the third January 01, 2021