shrek

Shrek is a mythical creature, if he spots you, he will run towards you and fuck you until you create a pool of cum. Later, an ogre baby will emerge from your stomach and fucking yet you into the suns wet-ass pussy. If you survive you will be turned into someone who posts child nsfw. Weakness: fiona catching him

OH, YES! KEEP GOING SHREK! OH! FUCK ME!

by Sussybaka12345 March 5, 2022

A Shrek

A unit of time that is 1 hour and 35 minutes. Most commonly used before dinner.

"Hey mom when will dinner be ready". In a Shrek son"

by wassuplilhote September 13, 2018

shrek

To have multiple ways to avoid a bad situation, but take none of them, allowing the bad situation to occur. As if the intention was to actually have the bad situation occur in the first place.

"What was that guy thinking? He could have avoided jail time if he did a little community service, but he didn't and now he is in jail!"

"Yeah, he totally shrek'd it"

by cleohero September 10, 2012

shrek

A mixture of Lemon-Lime and grape kool-aid and nine cups of sugar

"yep im sippin on dat shrek, ppl ask him, 'um hey sir, whut iz dat ?'
itz lime itz wit grape, and 9 cups of suga,"

by Andre' February 18, 2008

shrek

Someone who is so fucking ugly, they can only be looked at in the dark.

Holy shit, it's daylight and Shrek is heading this way, run for your fucking lives.

by S. Dogg September 16, 2005

Shrekking it

When, after smoking a large amount of marijuana, a person actually becomes green in the face, appearing slightly like Shrek from the movie, Shrek

Collin: Dude, Nathan you smoked so much weed.

Nathan: Uhh.... Dude....

Jackson: Nathan, you're like... Shrekking it right now, you're so high.

Collin: Yeah dude, you're totally green.

by Greenmanman November 27, 2009

Shreks

A replacement and quite frankly better word for sex.

Person one: I had shreks

Person two: poggers

by jose mama the third January 1, 2021