shreddies

shreddies are the best mother fricken cereal in the whole universe. you hungry? shreddies. you depressed? shreddies. you lonely and want to be loved? shreddies.

“hey man what you doing?”
“SHREDDIES”

by ben dover moore su i can cream December 15, 2018

shreddage

Noun for shred/shredding

Snowboarder: This weekend we are going to Winter Park for some proper shreddage!

MTBer: The shreddage is going to be unreal once I get some new tires on this bike.

by Bilbo J. Swaggins October 5, 2020

shreddage

Noun for shred/shredding

Snowboarder: This weekend we are going to Winter Park for some proper shreddage!

MTBer: The shreddage is going to be unreal once I get some new tires on this bike.

by Bilbo J. Swaggins October 5, 2020

Shreking

When one is to watch any kind of Shrek content

"Dude Josh and I where Shreking last night"

by Suzume11456 December 1, 2020

Shreddie Mercury

The offspring of Freddie Mercury and Shrek, and was birthed within a meat shredder. If you wanted to brutally murder someone, you could ask shreddie to sing Pi in the Key of A# at 77bpm until the end of existence.
"This kid is so toxic, play him some shreddie mercury on repeat"
"Ok bro which song?"
"The only one bro"
"I got you man"

*sad nine-year old noises"

"This kid is so toxic, play him some shreddie mercury on repeat"
"Ok bro which song?"
"The only one bro"
"I got you man"

*sad nine-year old noises"

by somefuckerwithafish April 25, 2021

Shreking

When you take a liquidy dump and the toilet water resembles swamp water.

I can't stop shreking from those tacos I ate last night.

by TheBetch June 29, 2021

Shreking

When your cat decides to spread his legs to clean himself like puss n boots on the movie shrek

I woke up this morning to my cat shreking at the foot of my bed..

by Hb76 July 25, 2021