Shmoff

A person who loves drama or engaging in drama

Omg Megan keeps asking about drama She is a total shmoff

by Shmofferrrrr May 3, 2019

Shofty

Shofty, a word normally used to describe a person who is acting immature, but are actually somewhat mature.

but in reality, they are immature, the people around them think they're mature, and other people think they're immature.

failing collage student 1: Mr.Youknowwhat is so shofty
failing collage student 2: Mr.Youknowwhat is a bit shofty, hes been making me fail my tests recently....
*Mr.Youknowwhat barges through the door*
Mr.Youknowwhat: the f*ck say my name?

by lover of anime and Scurge May 13, 2019

shmofiefie

lol

hi, im shmofiefie.

by bigtittyloverjed May 28, 2019

shomariana

Shomariana is a beautiful kind and awesome young lady Shomariana May be bipolar but that’s okay Shomariana is really pretty with short hair but she is amazing and boy is lucky to fuck with Shomariana May have extra weight on her but that doesn’t stop her from being her

Person 1 bro Shomariana is so pretty she’s like a goddess

Person 2 I know right here she comes

by Thisgirl666889 April 8, 2019

Shmofl

A cute name typically used to describe a boyfriend by his girlfriend. Used specifically before murdering them with a knife that you keep hidden away under your pillow.

"Reece you're my shmofl", "Then you're my shmofl", "You are such a shmofl"

by ReeceGibbo April 12, 2019

Shomit

A color that represent the color of shit and vomit.

The leaves on the tree are the color of shomit.

by APM1011 September 19, 2019

shomit

when you simultaneously shit and vomit

danny devito sashayed in and i was literally about to shomit

by dannydevitoes October 17, 2019